A simple contest to play out the rest of February.  The only rule is that one of the words of dialogue must begin with the letter x.

Oh, wait, our old buddy Captain Obvious wants to submit a rule too.  He says your comic should be funny.

So that's it.  Get out your xylophones and start playing!

/comics/Makin_d_bacon/594736/

I know it's a stretch but I'm desperate here!

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/594749/

(I wrote this before I read the Captain Obvious rule.  @%#$.)

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/594750/

594764

/comics/Moturd/594767/

/comics/umfumdisi/594816/

I'm standing in Namgubed's shadow, but here you go.

/comics/evil_d/594826/

/comics/Moturd/594838/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/594845/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/594880/

Xcellent job, everyone!  A lot of xceptional laughs there.  I'm not xaggerating.  But as you know, I'm a xucker for a xurprise pun, so I'm going to give the prize to this little piece of wisdom:

594838

Take it away, Moturd!

Thank you, thank you. 

I'm honored just to be here. You guys are so funny. 

I'll post a new challenge, post haste.