Surprise!  The only rule for this one is it involves a next-door-neighbor in some way, shape, or fashion.  Or, if it takes place in an English-speaking place outside the USA, you can use a next-door neighbour for all I care.  Either way, I'll knock on your door and judge it in a week or a bit longer, depending on how quickly the entries flow.

/comics/Makin_d_bacon/595977/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/595992/

/comics/brycekain/596030/

It's an old comic, but it fits rather nicely with both the theme and the title.

/comics/ZMannZilla/589704/

I think this one also checks out.

/comics/ZMannZilla/591302/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596090/

/comics/brycekain/596098/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596114/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596138/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596374/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596474/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596489/

(I'll keep entering clinkers until kaufman judges this beotch.)

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/596495/

(This one's more of a "clanker" than clinker)

Fine.  I'm canceling the show midseason. Random, you're stuck with starting the next contest!

FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!!!!!

Okay.  I'll come up with next CC toot sweet.

(Thank you, BTW)

/comics/jennifer_lemieux/599184/

Blondie is an outterspace neighbor