Independence Day in the US is tomorrow, so naturally there's one theme at the front of my mind for a comic contest: Communism.  Let's hear your best Stalin puns, your most vitriolic condemnation of capitalism, your most full-throated defense of workers owning the means of production.  You'll get bonus points for using the red background, but not as many bonus points as you'll get for being funny.  I'll judge in a week or two, and the comrade whose comic is funniest will lead our glorious motherland into the future of CC671.

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Come on and post, people.  I set the bar nice and low!

I realized that I missed an opportunity to title this thread "CCCP670".  Regrets, I've had a few.

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Think of this comic like the seed money in a homeless man's cup.  But if we had Communism then he wouldn't be homeless, hmm?

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I'll give this until Friday.  Enough time for you to squeeze out those last few drops of Leninade from your brains.  See?  There's a communism pun.  Oh, but I didn't think of it myself, though.

Thank you all for serving the motherland with these products of your labor.

We are all equals, of course, but it is time to choose who is the most equal.

The position of "used to be in favor but has recently been ousted and may soon be purged" goes to kaufman and his Beatles jokes.

But our new glorious leader is four_legged_tripod for this comic:

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Well color me red! Thanks comrade!

Wow...  Communism REALLY sucks!