We've all heard about fake news and now you get to be in control of the news.  Create a comic with the world's worst news story or news cast.  That's it.  Have at it.  I'll keep to the normal "More Comic Competitions" standards and judge this sometime in the next year or two.

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So, it looks like it's about time to judge this contest.  I really want to award this win to d_bacon but since he "no longer exists" I'm not sure how that would work.  You know what, though, I'm gonna do it anyway! The winner is d-bacon.  Figure it out.