Currently, the only story in the sports world seems to be which team Lebron James will choose to play for next. Even though very few have a chance to land him, I'd imagine even the worst teams are throwing out their awful pitch to him. The only guidline for this competition is to have one character trying to convince another of something ridiculous, whether it be to do, buy, or believe it.
New comics only and judging will take place in a little over a week or so depending on the number of entries so try your best to convince me you can win it all.