Y'all ready for the first Random Comic Dialogue contest in like 3-4 years?

Step 1:  smack the "Random Comic Layout" button until you get one you like. Or just pick a fun 1st panel and clone it to the other 2. Nobody's checking.

Step 2: Make a comic that contains the phrase, "Only a smartass like you would _________"

Step 3: Enter as many times as you like.

Judging will happen sooner than 3 years from now. Get to it!

Ah, c'mon. Y'all gotta have an idea after a year to think about it.

/comics/atomiclunch/613743/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/613757/

I love these both, but I'm gonna give the slight edge to atomiclunch because cannibalism is quantifiably funnier than dad jokes (if you were a smartass you'd know that already).

RCD 58 is yours, take it away!

I've been informed by JofBloff that I am the winner in this hard-fought battle. Thanks, Zmann! I'll try to post up a new contest in the next day or two.

"Thanks, Zmann! I'll try to post up a new contest in the next day or two."

how's that going, asked the ass, smartly.