I'm not going to bother with a long intro and explanation, as if anyone would read it besides Joe Rags.

This contest is about impeachment.  Your job is to come up with funny alternative reasons why Trump should be impeached.  OR you can come up with funny reasons why any president in the past should have been impeached.

That's it in a nutshell.  Good luck and hopefully I'll get more than one entry this time around :)

Here's a little something to get you all started:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/610757/

Whoops!  Here it is:

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/610757/

/comics/JoeBlough/610760/

This is redick!  C'mon, guys!  I need more entries!

In light of the actual impeachment, I am going to hold off on picking a winner until the Senate dismisses this travesty.

Not that it really matters.  Jew_Blew is going to be the default winner unless someone else decides to enter a comic.

D-fault W-inner, eh?  That's my middle name.  Joe (D.W.) Blough.  Yet, only time will tell.

Well, after much consideration and going back-and-forth in the bathtub, farting, I have picked a winner for this contest!  YAY!

I won't try to work the word impeachment into some snarky sentence when announcing the winner as we all know who it is.

You win, D.W.!

Maybe, you can come up with a contest that more strippers will want to enter.  Otherwise, it appears it will be just you and I going back-in-forth in this bathtub together for the foreseeable future!

I'll accept the win, under protest! 

However, you and I exchanging farts in a tub? 

THAT'S a fate worse than death!