Well gang, here's a contest relating to the Novel Carona Virus, that's sure to get laughs!  CC-730 will be seeking the answer to this question. 

"What do we do with all the dead bodies?"  Do we, as the air traffic controller said in (Die Hard 2), "Stack em', pack em', and rack em'?" OR Do we put em' on a spit and "burn em', while we turn em' and churn em'?"  OR something in between? 

You get to make the call!  Be creative in your means of destruction.  Extra credit will be given for "Green" solutions. 

Judging will be held when I see fit.  Hopefully, we all won't be dead before someone enters a funny comic, but we all know the possibilities of THAT!  OK strippers, gimme what ya got!

(I do love saying that.)

/comics/DBoba/612732/

I should be ashamed.

/comics/atomiclunch/612743/

This is NOT an entry, but rather meant to "prime the pump" so to speak!

/comics/JoeBlough/612751/

This is NOT an entry, but rather meant to "prime the pump" so to speak!

/comics/JoeBlough/612751/

/comics/Namgubed/612792/

You can't make this shit up.

 

612794

/comics/edoggydog/612814/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/612825/

YOU SAWED OLD YELLER IN HALF????

Now ya done gone and PISSED ME OFF!

Six entries so far!  Not bad. 

Looking to get 10, so...we wait!

Yay!

/comics/RCCOLAMAN/613095/

Wow!  The return of the RCCOLAMAN after being AWOL for  9 years!  Welcome back, dude!

Judging will take place on Mudder's Day! Tick-Tock, Strippers!

Well...it's "Pick a Winner" time!

All the entries were good but

a couple had to be eliminated! 

One made mention of Ellen the

Degenerate (whom I hate).  And

the other defiled "Old Yeller". (I'll

tolerate none of THAT.)  Therefore,

I'm giving the win to the guy who

took a hilarious point in History and

made it even funnier!  Congrats to

atomiclunch for "Mein Kampfire"!

The gauntlet is now passed to YOU!

 

I'm absolutely dizzy with the heady sensation of winning yet still feeling dirty! Thank you Mr. Blough_d_bacon4u. I'd also like to thank the academy, RCLG for no apparent reason, and Hitler. Yes, I suppose this is one of those rare occasions when he can be thanked.

I shall git right on it with a new contest!