I would like to apologize for my latest comic...

I realize it's an old joke and not very original, but I really wanted to use it. Sorry.

Oh, and I'm sorry if my comic offended you because, like, you're into Jesus and stuff.

Well, no. No, I'm not. But 'tis the season to, I dunno, be nice and stuff. So there.

Where's my god damned milk and cookies?

Here's a novel suggestion. Why don't you post your comics to the forum, instead of starting a new thread trumpeting every single on you do?

Because I'm a stupid fucking newbie and don't consider that.

P.S. I have now considered it.

yeah, post your comics, because I certainly cant be arsed loading your comics up myself.

You need to ram them down my throat, MAKE me read them!

then I'll learn to just ignore all of your threads from now on!

Menace: Your comics are pretty good. I wish you didn't have a dumb h4xx0r name.

What's the deal with "Constantinople" as all your comic titles?

I like my dumb hax0r name. I just happen to like the number 3. There's numerology in there somewhere.

I also liked the name Constantinople, so I named it that. At first, I thought it would be a cool psuedo/political reference until I realized I had no idea what I was talking about.

Which is usually the case.

By the way, read Dave Barry's book "Big Trouble". It's really good.

Three is a stupid number. One, two, three...big deal. If someone was going to give you free money, how many dollars would you ask for? Three? Would you like to have three heads, even though all of your shirts only have one head-hole? If somebody shot you, would you ask him to shoot you two more times so it would amount to the wonderful number three? Three is one of the worst numbers in the alphabet.

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Three is one of the worst numbers in the alphabet.

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Then how exactly is three a worse number than, oh, let's say, four?

If someone were to say, "How many blowjobs to you want in the next two hours? One, two or three?" Unless it was being performed by Don Knotts (or pick your own repulsive celebrity), I'm sure you would say "three."

The worst number in history is pi. It just is.

I'm not too sure on that one. Read on:

How many blowjobs would you like, 1, 2, or pi?
Well I would like pi blowjobs, because pi is a non-terminating, non-repeating number, so it just keeps going!

Handy, isn't it, although the odds of getting asked if you would like pi blowjobs are very slim.

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I'm not too sure on that one. Read on:

How many blowjobs would you like, 1, 2, or pi?
Well I would like pi blowjobs, because pi is a non-terminating, non-repeating number, so it just keeps going!

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The point is that 3 is a number, and hence not in the alphabet. Biped is clearly a few slices short of a pi.

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Unfortunately, pi probably means you get 3 blowjobs, and then on the fourth, 85.840734641...% of your member gets bitten off. No thanks!

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Unfortunately, pi probably means you get 3 blowjobs, and then on the fourth, 85.840734641...% of your member gets bitten off. No thanks!

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If you were to lose any large proportion of your "member" you would get zero blow jobs for the rest of your life...

/-\11 `/0|_||2 |3|_0\/\/_|0|3$ /-\|23 |33|_0|\|6 70 |_|$!!!!1111

oh well, it may not have been original, but now i bet nobody can guess who i really am.
so, fuck you.