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boorite
December 5, 2001 12:19 PM

Not really much for captioning material, but this is what came up when I searched for a picture of "cockbox."

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NeoVid
December 5, 2001 3:47 PM

-"Damn! They locked the fence! How will we ever get out?"

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fuzzyman
December 5, 2001 4:11 PM

Why were you looking for a cockbox?

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itsclark
December 5, 2001 5:51 PM

Behold the mighty penis cage, for all your male chastity needs:

It's designed to keep you (yes you, you jagoff) from masturbating. Personally, I'd be sawing through this thing (with a butterknife, if necessary) the first time I clicked across on episode of "I Dream of Genie" on Nick at Nite. But I'm a hopeless case.

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Bogart
December 5, 2001 9:02 PM

Q: Three sweet maids auditioned for the lead in a new musical. Which one got the part?

A: The one on the right, of course (she has the biggest tits).

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KajunFirefly
December 6, 2001 5:33 AM

Isn't that Cameron Diaz in the middle?

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boorite
December 6, 2001 8:13 AM

quote:
Why were you looking for a cockbox?
I wanted to see if anyone put up a picture of the XBox and called it "cockbox." But no, I only found these wanton, cock-hungry sluts.

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Drexle
December 6, 2001 12:53 PM

quote:
quote:
Why were you looking for a cockbox?
I wanted to see if anyone put up a picture of the XBox and called it "cockbox." But no, I only found these wanton, cock-hungry sluts.

Technically, that's three cockboxes in one picture.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
December 6, 2001 5:12 PM

"The trial of the three accused witches fell apart today when the judge decreed that Witches clearly couldnt have Boobs as big as that , and that Cameron Diaz clearly wasnt a witch , just a crap actress".

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Bogart
December 6, 2001 9:15 PM

quote:
Technically, that's three cockboxes in one picture.
Why did that line take so long?

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Drexle
December 6, 2001 10:33 PM

quote:
quote:
Technically, that's three cockboxes in one picture.
Why did that line take so long?

It was so easy, we were trying to resist saying it. I guess that means I lost.

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boorite
December 7, 2001 12:39 PM

...and the first thing you get when you type "cram" into Google Image Search is:

I'm not proud of what that made me think.

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DexX
December 8, 2001 10:52 AM

*singing*

Three little maids from school are we,
"School" as in "Art School" nat'rally,
Poncing about on stage for free-ee
Three little maids from school.

The first little maid is a political dyke.
Next is the one who's the art school's "bike".
Third is the one who was once called Mike.

Three little maids from school.
Three little maids from school.

Three little maids doing repertory,
Half of the audience is snore-y,
This song is shit, but we're not sorry.

Three little maids from school.
Three little maaaaaaaaids from school.

*end singing*

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lara7
December 8, 2001 11:17 AM

quote:
*singing*

Three little maids from school are we,
*end singing*



Is this a caption for the first pic, or the second?

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biped
December 8, 2001 11:52 AM

Mindy didn't mind being the middle Siamese Triplet except for the fact that she never got a window seat.

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