What's with all the thread necromancy?*
*Necromancy sounds so much cooler than necrophilia, doesn't it? Like you're raising a thread from the grave to wreak vengeance upon your enemies rather than having sex with it . Why would anyone have sex with a thread, anyway? I mean, how would that even work? I mean, I'll try anything once, but that just doesn't even make sense to me. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, Dr. Dre is coming out with a new album. Or is it out already? Supposed to be "stupid dope" or so I hear. Not that it has anything to do with necromancy, necessarily. Do black people practice necromancy? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that if they do. If any black people are reading this, it's fine by me if you practice the black arts. Not that being black necessarily means that you practice the black arts. That's two completely different meanings of the word "black", if you know what I mean. And so yeah, the thread necromancy; what's up with that?