I found a way to make easy forum characters. Lands End Virtual Model. We'd all start off in our underwear, which is good for boorite, since that's all he wears anyway. But then you can go and dress your model in Lands End clothing, so you can look like the yuppie you've always wanted to be.

Here's my model.

Here's me in some snazzy outfits. Which have convinced me not to shop at Lands End anymore.

And here's one more I made.

My rack is way bigger than that.

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Working with me is absolutly free, so come back as often as you like, and have fun!

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Dammit. I messed up somewhere. Even the underwear doesn't fit me.

The red 'X' really brings out the colour in your eyes.

Aarrghh!! (Crawls back into his hole.)

I managed to pick some nice clothes and discovered just what a fat, Buddha-bellied fuck I've become lately.

Thanks. I owe you one.

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P.S: Does anybody else just get the PHP script for the Spell checker when they open the Spell Checker window?

Can you have cats, cause then Kaufman has got his one sorted.

It even lets you try on dolphins!

All their fat clothes seem to involve form-fitting stretch material. I already knew from experience before looking at the clothes on the virtual model, that "skin-tight" is not a phrase that fat girls should ever be looking for on their clothing.

Anyway, here's me:

OK. I'm ready for the cover of Gentleman's Quarterly now (burp).

Actually not too far off except for the hair-do. It's just that all the available hair styles look like something off the cover of "Boy's Life".