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Night Befoh Kwanzaa
posted by jory on 12/25/01 @ 1:29 PM
Twas da night befoh mutha fuckin Kwanzaa and all trew da hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
Da tube socks wuz hung on da window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in da crib in da back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin phat beats cuz da system's fly.
I bounced to da window at a quarter pass bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
Well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep dis! She said, Stop frontin & just mind yo bizness.
I said, foh real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin an thumpin from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all dat!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some nizzoise!"
To da top of da projects & across da strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on da top a da roof, and sippin on a 40, he cole busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
Ah learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down da fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted da window wit a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
He said, "You best get on up outs mah face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and day wuz 5 years ode.
He dropped down da duffle, Bulls logo on da side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto da roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit rims made o chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"