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Although I find it hard to resist the appeal of a squirrel with magic powers, why does he have to be so mean?

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone was nice?

Well, he's supposed to be a cute, evil squirrel. Every comic looks good with one.

And thanks for the Idea.

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"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-Lord Dark Helmet

"They're going Plaid!"

~Barf

"Who are you?"
"Barf!"
"Not in here you don't! This is a Mercedes!"

"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"Who are you?"
"Barf!"
"No, you're full name."
"Barfolemew!"

:( John Candy, RIP.

Well, back to Benches......

I am now doing the comic daily, except for Sunday (Sometimes I will).

"Take it to... LUDICROUS SPEED!

My brains....are going into my feet!

*HEAVY BREATHING*
*EVEN HEAVIER BREATHING*
*ASMA-LIKE BREATHING*

Lord Helmet throws open helmet:
"I can't breath in this thing!"

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Lord Helmet to one of his men when they've got the mercedes in the docking bay:
"No, I will open it myself"
"Jawohl herr helmet"

Gotta love that movie.

"I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps."
"The what the what and the what?"

and the immortal...

"Fire a warning shot across her nose." *blam!* "I said across her nose, not up it!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm doing the best I can."
"Who made this man a gunner?"
"I did, sir. He's my cousin."
"Colonel, who is this guy?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I know that! What's his name?"
"That is his name, sir - Major Asshole."
"...and this guy?"
"He's an Asshole too, sir - Philip Asshole."
"Are there any more Asshole's on this ship?"
"YES WE ARE SIR!"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! *drops visor* Keep firing, assholes!"