Since it'll be your birthday in twenty minutes, I jumped the gun and made you a present. And for everyone reading this, I encourage you to do likewise and give Dan the gift of humor. Make him a comic and post it here.

Since we're all way to cheap to get you anything that'll cost more than a gumball.

Happy Birthday!

Gabe

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Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Big Evil Dan

Cheap bastard. I want a real gift. ;)

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Hapy birhthday. Pisces? Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

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Sorry I didn't wrap it...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=5252

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Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday To You" :)

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Happy Birthday!!!!!!! A birthday just isn't a real birthday until you get that ONE gift that really sucks. Here it is. Hope you like.

Love
Manda

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Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Big Evil Dan

Well, it's now 12:25, so I guess that means my birthday is over. I hope you will all post your birthdays, so that you can get similar abus--er, tribute.

And if you don't, I'll just pick a date at random. ;)

I still have one more comic to contribute, though. (Bonus points to anyone who understands the mysterious poutine/Bush connection!)

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IMO, Poutine has been Canada's finest Prime Minister...

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Happy birthday, Dan :)

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You Canadian freaks. We have poutine down here in the states but we call it potine.

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