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^TooL^
January 27, 2002 6:56 AM

Thought i'd start a 'Guest Director' spot.

eg:

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Bazilla
January 27, 2002 7:00 AM

What the hell?

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^TooL^
January 27, 2002 7:06 AM

You've obviously never seen a David Lynch film...
Try this one on for size.

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KajunFirefly
January 27, 2002 10:00 AM

ok, so the Tarrantino thing was ok, in that I got the joke you were making, since it's an old joke and not really very original.

But the David Lynch one? come on, that was just a pile of shit, have YOU ever seen a David Lynch film? are you even old enough to rent one?

ass.

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^TooL^
January 27, 2002 6:54 PM

Woah.
Well, a big FUCK YOU to Kajun.

I have seen all of Twin Peaks (including Fire Walk with Me film), Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Eraserhead...

So you can go fuck yourself to be quite honest.
In fact, no, more than that. You are a fucking god damn cunt, and i hope your testicles rot and fall off.

^TooL^

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Drexle
January 27, 2002 7:27 PM

Tool, did you eat your prozak this morning? :)

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^TooL^
January 27, 2002 8:24 PM

argh... sorry about that everyone.
Yes, i did over-react.
But i just woke up, stumbled downstairs and saw some wanker posting shit like that...
I mean, if he didn't find my strip funny, he could have just ignored it, and not replied in that stupid way.

^TooL^

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^TooL^
January 27, 2002 11:17 PM

Okay, what about this one.

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huh? huh?

Ahh... there's no pleasing you people.

^TooL^

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KajunFirefly
January 28, 2002 4:56 AM

I would slate you Tool and call you names, but you seem to have spared me the effort. Where you born "Tool" or did your parents just decide to call you that after dumping you under a bridge?

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^TooL^
January 28, 2002 8:00 AM

Back to your 'that david lynch one was shit' thing. It was a silly parody. Making fun of the fact that often david lynch shows bizzare and cryptic messages in his films. And yes, since it was a 'parody'(look it up) i blew it way out of proportion.
Do you write letters to the writers of 'The Simpsons' often telling them they are shit? Simpsons actually did 2 twin peaks parodies, one of which was making fun of how bizzare it was.... which... also makes them 'shit' i suppose...

i don't think i'll even waste my time with you Kajun. I've been warned that you're a grumpy arsehole.

Ahh, i'll die happy if i never meet another elitist twat like you.

^TooL^

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wenisinfurs
January 28, 2002 9:52 AM

I like TOOL. He is funny.
I'd like to request the obvious KEN RUSSELL, PETER JACKSON and BAZ LUHRMAN strips please.
;}

(The DAVID LYNCH strip though truly could have been
better. You can't stretch something beyond
recognition then expect everyone to be able to
see the connection. This is not a swipe at DexX's
Maw's twat).

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KajunFirefly
January 28, 2002 10:32 AM

quote:
Back to your 'that david lynch one was shit' thing. It was a silly parody. Making fun of the fact that often david lynch shows bizzare and cryptic messages in his films. And yes, since it was a 'parody'(look it up)i blew it way out of proportion.
It was shit, that's what I said, I don't need to look that up, I know what shit means.
quote:
Do you write letters to the writers of 'The Simpsons' often telling them they are shit? Simpsons actually did 2 twin peaks parodies, one of which was making fun of how bizzare it was.... which... also makes them 'shit' i suppose...
The writers of the Simpsons don't post videos through my letter box saying "WATCH MY DAMN CARTOONS!", just because The Simpsons contained a Twin Peaks parody that was funny, doesn't mean that yours will instantly be as good.
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i don't think i'll even waste my time with you Kajun.
I'd rather you didn't.
quote:
I've been warned that you're a grumpy arsehole.
No, I'm a grumpy bastard, get it right gay-blade.
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Ahh, i'll die happy if i never meet another elitist twat like you.
You'll die slowly if you ever meet another elitist twat like me.
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^TooL^
no comment

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wirthling
January 28, 2002 11:46 AM

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Yeah, I know Bruckheimer isn't a director, but the movies he produces do have a certain consistent style to them...

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^TooL^
January 28, 2002 2:04 PM

quote:
I'd like to request the obvious KEN RUSSELL, PETER JACKSON and BAZ LUHRMAN strips please.

Hmm... Ken Russell would probably need nude pictures, like De Palma... Peter Jackson would just be 3 panels of New Zealand accent piss-taking (not that that's not hilarious) and Baz... well... Baz is just Baz...

^TooL^

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wenisinfurs
January 28, 2002 3:13 PM

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Yeah, I know Bruckheimer isn't a director, but the movies he produces do have a certain consistent style to them...

I think you captured it perfectly. ;]

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wirthling
January 28, 2002 4:28 PM

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kaufman
January 28, 2002 5:38 PM

quote:
Guest Director: Ed Wood ...

RAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!


You misspelled TOR :-)

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wenisinfurs
January 29, 2002 10:00 AM

quote:
quote:
Guest Director: Ed Wood ...

RAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!


You misspelled TOR :-)

Hee hee! Now I am laughing.
I didn't think of the mike as anything but a BOOM
coming into frame which would have been very ED WOOD.
PERFECT SELECTION for your crossdresser too!
;]

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