my girl freind suzie and me had sex on saterday!! yes thats rite peepel, i am no more virgin!! i am in sted the king of sex!!
im so exited, but its a story best told by a comic so hears a comic to tell the story54595
but ill tell you som thing, its a bit over ratted.

i think you're hilarious, fuck
jeff-k too, to me, is hilarious
i also enjoy drinking from random bottles quickly before i can read their labels

oh, and stabbing my eyes with shards of glass... that's great too...

Great news - your first sexual encounter does NOT make you the "king of sex".
I'm sure, too, that Suzie appreciates having her name splashed all over the internet as someone who had sex with you.
Yes, this was a story best told by a comic.

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my girl freind suzie and me had sex on saterday!! yes thats rite peepel, i am no more virgin!! i am in sted the king of sex!!

but ill tell you som thing, its a bit over ratted.

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Great news - your first sexual encounter does NOT make you the "king of sex".
I'm sure, too, that Suzie appreciates having her name splashed all over the internet as someone who had sex with you.
Yes, this was a story best told by a comic.

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