I took the "How Do You Rate As A Date" thingy.
It said... and this is cut and paste....
bunner, your score reveals...
Holy Casanova, Batman! You are wasting your time on this test!
Geez, you could've even written this thing!
You're a catch, a prize.
You are the rarest of dates - the kind that someone wants both
to take home to mom and get wikked with.
In fact... uh, do you have any plans for tonight?
And yet, I'm sitting here at this fucking computer playing the SIMS.
*sigh*
:- /