Forum archives » Photoshop Valley » Foto Fuxx0rs, contest #12

itsclark
February 16, 2002 2:45 AM

In a recent thread, Kajun admitted to scrawling Stripcreator graffiti in public toilet stalls. I've contacted Interpol and they've assured me this dangerous man will soon be off the streets. Meanwhile, I want to know what act of craven vandalism you would commit in order to further the honor of Stripcreator! Let's see your best Stripcreator-related graffiti. Confused onlookers and desecrated public monuments earn you bonus points. So will gratuitous violence, if its in good taste.

Kajun, you may enter the contest as well if you can somehow find time while running from the authorities.
And remember -- its not too late to turn your life around!

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itsclark
February 16, 2002 3:06 AM

One more thing... The judging will be in five minutes, so get crackin'!

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itsclark
February 16, 2002 3:15 AM

Slackers! OK, I'll extend the deadline to Monday afternoon. But you make me sick -- all of you!

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dcomposed
February 16, 2002 4:14 AM

does this have to be photoshoped or can i just take a photo of a SC related grafitti. cos i got something really good to wright on the side of the sex toys shop.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 16, 2002 7:53 AM

Im going to put in an MS Paint picture with "What the fuck are you talking about" as an entry.

As soon as i work out how to transfer one image to another.

*sigh*

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Bazilla
February 16, 2002 8:29 AM

Notice how the last three FF's have had 37 replies, I wonder if this will as well, or someone sad could reply to the others to even it out.

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itsclark
February 18, 2002 6:26 AM

On account of the SC downtime, I'm extending the deadline to Tuesday evening.

dcomposed -- since this is an image editing contest and all, I'd really rather see a photo edit. For example, if this were a contest where you show me what Andy's maw looks like, I wouldn't really want to see Andy's actual maw. Egads, no.

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Bazilla
February 18, 2002 10:23 AM

Well, I'll make the first entry, and see if it can snatch a default win.:

SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLAH

TOBOR WUZ 'ERE '02

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fuzzyman
February 18, 2002 11:14 AM

Why... I'd paint the whole Sear's Tower red! Yeah! And then I'd paint these big yellow eyes on it! That's it! And then I'd add a message! Yeah! That's the ticket!

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Bazilla
February 18, 2002 11:22 AM

Damn, I *might* not win now, though, if I get that healthy bribe money on the way to clark...

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KajunFirefly
February 18, 2002 11:28 AM

quote:
Kajun, you may enter the contest as well if you can somehow find time while running from the authorities.
And remember -- its not too late to turn your life around!
Hmm, I might enter this contest later, when I'm using my G4, but I quite like the fact that I've only ever entered one picture in a photoshop contest, and I won!

kramer-like l33tness!

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fuzzyman
February 18, 2002 5:42 PM

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wirthling
February 18, 2002 5:59 PM

I like that one.

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JrnymnNate
February 18, 2002 8:51 PM

I propose that this thread be imoralized and never closed(but there should be a winner of course at the right time), and it should be our version of the original AYB thread(from another site (duh)) which I have now lost somehow… BTW anyone know where that is?

I like the toborized sears tower.

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fuzzyman
February 19, 2002 3:00 AM

I think every thread on this site should be immoralized :-)

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Bazilla
February 19, 2002 3:09 AM

They are Fuzz, just people stop posting there ;-)

Two more entries:

WIRTHLING SUCKS SINCE '71

ROTOR TURBINES GENERATING GRAVITONS SINCE '01

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fuzzyman
February 19, 2002 3:27 AM

Ummm... Baz? Those aren't exactly photoshopped...

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Bazilla
February 19, 2002 3:39 AM

Shhh, I know that, you know that, but Clark doesn't know that does he, therefore,I have a good chance of winning, and at the moment I have 3rd and 4th secured!

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itsclark
February 19, 2002 8:12 AM

This one is shaping up to be a real nail-biter. Fuzzyman vs. himself -- who will win?

zzzzzZZZZonx! ZZZZZzzzzz.... Snork!

Huh? Where was I? Oh yeah, a real nail-biter. Be sure to check back often for all the...

exciting...

ZZZZZzzzzzzz...

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boorite
February 19, 2002 8:19 AM

No fair. I haven't been around. I'll try to "get something in" (as I like to say) by COB today.

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fuzzyman
February 19, 2002 8:29 AM

Damn! Now I'm sure to be foiled again! :-)

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kaufman
February 19, 2002 8:49 AM

I can't photoshop this, so I'll just describe it. Use your imagination.

Take one Statue of Liberty image. Erase torch, and replace with hammer. Add nail in forehead. Voila!

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gabe_billings
February 19, 2002 9:17 AM

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kramer_vs_kramer
February 19, 2002 9:19 AM

Now I have The Fear.

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TheBlairZip
February 19, 2002 9:37 AM

...the horror......the horror...

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KajunFirefly
February 19, 2002 10:58 AM

Dammit, I was going to make a "moon graffiti" entry, but now the moments gone.

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boorite
February 19, 2002 1:21 PM

sigh... seems I can't be arsed today. Damn.

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dcomposed
February 19, 2002 1:28 PM


that thing in his hand is a can of paint

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TheElPaso
February 19, 2002 2:32 PM

Dr Pedantic

Captain Obvious

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itsclark
February 19, 2002 7:19 PM

This may be the first contest where more people talked about entering than actually entered. In my desire to punish you all, I came oh-so-close to awarding the contest to Kaufman for the following non-entry:

quote:
I can't photoshop this, so I'll just describe it. Use your imagination.

Take one Statue of Liberty image. Erase torch, and replace with hammer. Add nail in forehead. Voila!


You think this contest sucked? Just let Kaufman ask you to submit a series of visual puns based on each of the track titles from your favorite Grateful Dead album!

But instead, I decided to give this contest to Gabe for showing us that his disturbing obsession with Wirthling respects no boundaries.

PS: Props to the El Paso for an unexpected and clever use of one-note characters.

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fuzzyman
February 19, 2002 7:40 PM

Gabe keeps coming out of nowhere and kicking my ass at the last minute. I'm starting to to not feel so bad about portraying him as Tobor's ever-cornholed roommate. :-)

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gabe_billings
February 20, 2002 1:48 PM

I thought fuzzy's Rushmore was superior to the wirth-earth, but fuck it. I won. l00z3rz!!!!!!!1

I'll try and have something up later tonight.

Peace out, beeeatches.

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itsclark
February 20, 2002 2:20 PM

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Peace out, beeeatches.
Hmm... Is it too late to change my mind?

Nevermind.

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gabe_billings
February 21, 2002 12:31 PM

Don't diss my cool sayings.

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