There is a new virus going around called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT.
"Work" has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus send an email to your boss with the words "BOLLOCKS!... I'm off to the pub". The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply drag it to your rubbish bin. Put on your coat, skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or glasses of wine). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

"Work" is not nearly as nasty a virus as "stripcreator.com." The stripcreator.com virus has sucked away over a year of my life.

Unfortunately for those who haven't contracted the "work" virus, we don't bring in enough resources to keep operating optimally. And due to new virus-shields installed at about the time when Bush took office, getting "work" is harder than I can remember it being in a long time.

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"Work" is not nearly as nasty a virus as "stripcreator.com." The stripcreator.com virus has sucked away over a year of my life.

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We should probably all sit down and work out some sort of disaster recovery plan in case of such an event.

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We should probably all sit down and work out some sort of disaster recovery plan in case of such an event.

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We should probably all sit down and work out some sort of disaster recovery plan in case of such an event.

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I was planning to use a cyanide capsule.

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The stripcreator.com virus has sucked away over a year of my life.

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The stripcreator.com virus has sucked away over a year of my life.

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Are you sure SC.com did that? There was already a high degree of suckiness in your life...

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What about his Pepsis?

Just one Pepsi - I'm drinking it right now.

[Quote]Just one Pepsi - I'm drinking it right now.

Pepsi or Coke?

Nothing short of a night with bunner
beats an ice cold glass of Pepsi.
You can quote me on that.

In the classic Aussie vernacular, I would have to say that Pepsi shits all over Coke. Regardless of the fact that I prefer the taste of Pepsi, Coke gives me headaches and neck and shoulder tension, and makes me grumpy and snappy.

Aawww, c'mon ! Who do you think you're foolin' ?
You can't be *two* dwarfs at once !

And what about sleazy, scuzzy, sexy, steamy, and bitchy ? You can't exclude them.

I don't know about the rest of the UK, but I live for Pepsi Max!

On an unrelated note, DexX, what's your e-mail address? I've got a photo so you can add me to forum users. I don't know if I'd ever get used, but I wouldn't have to keep using Neovid as myself.

Ignore me. I've found it.

Note the .sig - I am an internet Robinson Crusoe right now.

Also... I tend to only do characters for _regulars_, as in people who have been here a while and look like they are likely to stay. Generally, I won't do a character for anyone who has not been around for at least two or three months. If you hang around, decide you like the place, and you are still here in a couple of months, sure, then I will add you to the stupidly long character waiting list.

Pepsi Max makes me want to vomit. It makes Red Bull look like the nectar of Olympus. But I like normal Pepsi.

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Pepsi Max makes me want to vomit. It makes Red Bull look like the nectar of Olympus. But I like normal Pepsi.

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Pepsi Twist is pretty good though. I haven't tried the Coke with lemon one yet.

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Pepsi Max makes me want to vomit. It makes Red Bull look like the nectar of Olympus. But I like normal Pepsi.

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I miss Crystal Pepsi.

I prefer Royal Crown. Most people can't tell the difference between it and Coke or Pepsi. And since it doesn't advertise as much, it costs less.

Royal Crown Cola uber alles.

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Vodka + Coke

Vodka + Red Bull

Both of these, drank in large quantities, have lead to some of the greatest nights of my life.

fuck Pepsi, you might aswell just stick your dick in a tin of syrup.

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Vodka + Coke

Vodka + Red Bull

Both of these, drank in large quantities, have lead to some of the greatest nights of my life.

fuck Pepsi, you might aswell just stick your dick in a tin of syrup.

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A number of people died last year as a direct result of combining vodka and Red Bull. No kidding.

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It's true - well-meaning dickheads were lobbying the Australian government to ban Red Bull, along with other similar new age energy drinks, because there had been several Red Bull-related deaths in Europe. Young, healthy people were apparently dying of heart failure after imbibing it. What these do-gooders failed to mention was that the red Bull was mixed with strong spirits, and drunk in copious quantities by "young healthy people" who were also off their fucking heads on ecstacy and speed.

My Red Eye Platinum is still safe, thank God.