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DexX
March 3, 2002 5:23 AM

*cheer*

I went and parted with a depressing wad of cash and bought myself a very nice D-Link Gateway/Hub/Switch/Router. It and my cable modem are now the best of friends, and are throwing large handfuls of bandwidth in my face. The LAN is cruising along beautifully as well, and I have all of my essential programs up and running.

*more cheers*

...and university starts back tomorrow...

*boo!*

...but it is just a two hour class at four in the afternoon!

*cheer*

Anyway, here I am.

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Bazilla
March 3, 2002 5:50 AM

YAY!

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JrnymnNate
March 3, 2002 12:26 PM

Wowie wow wow!

just kidding, good to have you completly back.

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dcomposed
March 3, 2002 3:50 PM

Welcome back, DexX

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User #11694
March 3, 2002 4:48 PM

Hiya DexX ya big ozzie scrotum, welcome back, now, DRAW MY PICTURE BITCH!!

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Allah
March 3, 2002 7:05 PM

Yes, may I have a character?

I have made my Messenger in my image, so you can use his picture as a guide:

Eu ansío apreciar muita sucção em minhas regiões confidenciais. So let it be.

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A_Chicka
March 3, 2002 7:27 PM

Whoo hoo! Wow, now I have that song by Blur stuck in my head.

Anyhow, good to have you back, babe :)

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dcomposed
March 3, 2002 7:33 PM

Allah, why do you need a character if you dont make comics?

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Allah
March 3, 2002 8:12 PM

quote:
Allah, why do you need a character if you dont make comics?
My worshipers create comics in praise of me. A character of me will make this task easier, as they are about to begin my biography in comic form.

This reminds me, characters of worshipers bowing before me are also needed. Or, you can change all the existing characters to a bowing position.

Você fêz o erro de fazer exame de me seriamente. And so it is.

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pita
March 3, 2002 10:10 PM

Holy cow, allah has quite a 'fro there !

Going by what a number of you have done with Jesus in your comics, I can just imagine what you schmucks would do with allah's character, "in praise of" him.

: )

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Jehovah
March 4, 2002 11:00 AM

I still don't understand why Allah speaks spanish.

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baba
March 4, 2002 1:56 PM

Aren't you supposed to understand everything?

I guess you aren't the real god, like Allah!

Besides, He speaks in Portuguese, the sacred language of goat herders. Your souls reside in goats between lives (during the time of awaphu, the transition). This is why the vocation of goat herding is sacred.

Or, as it says in Krn.v2.p336: "The voice of a goat is like a scimitar unto my soul! One who has passed shall be born again! It is the inbetweening time, the time of mating where new souls are bred."

If you would like to learn more, I can send you a free subscription to Goatwatchtower.

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bunnerabb
March 4, 2002 4:30 PM

I still don't understand why Jehovah is a junior comic technician.

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Jehovah
March 4, 2002 6:58 PM

I do not subscribe to the laws of the site, henceforth, the title has no meaning.

And I ask the question for the benefit of the joke for everyone. The fact is, it's all just fun and games and no one believes anyone.

Mindless jesting reaches an end.

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TheElPaso
March 5, 2002 3:40 PM

quote:
Mindless jesting reaches an end.
That's not mindless jesting, that's Tobor.

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