And DexX wins the prize.
I was surprised that no one else picked up on the fact that I do lots of long, rambling series. Kramer's FPD guess makes sense, since FPD does lots of series, as well.
By the way... the clue to my identity was hidden here... Just read the first letter in every word balloon. The Zoroaster quote was supposed to be a clue that this strip held the truth (within the lie of baba). Perhaps I'm too "clever" for my own good!
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