Home-owner. I'm all moved into my new house. Well not new; actually it was built in '56. Disappointingly, it lacks a bomb shelter. But it does have a wet bar. Woo-hoo!
Reminds me of a one-panel comic I have in a book somewhere...
Bloke in a business suit coming in through the front door, saying, "Hi honey, I'm homosexual!" Another guy reading a magazine on the couch replying, "I suspected as much, dear."