Worst production of "Flower Drum Song" ever.

Holder of the Guinness world record for maintaining the sixty-nine sexual position in the most cramped space.

Surely you mean "holders"?

Otherwise it would just be a 9 position.

...a "hairpin" if you will.

I think that if Tab A can reach Slot B then might consider it ok.

It just looks like he's trying to burst into song, although I can't think of what it might be...

I'll never compete in today's global marketplace when the Koreans have such decorative cans.

- "Uh... Chen? I think your barstool is upside down."

...and just to make everyone scream in mental anguish...

- "Hey everyone! Look at my new bucket seats!"

Jing-Mei hated playing Oscar the Grouch in the annual productions of Lucky Magic Good Street Sesame.

- after an all night homosexual orgy, Hung's asshole collapsed and he was devoured by his own butt plug.

If you think he looks uncomfortable, you should see the other guy.

Torrie Wilson dumps Tajiri... literally.