Drexle was named after a stapler?
http://www.virtualstapler.com/gallery/drexel_odyssey.asp

Well, not really, because it isn't spelled the same.

No, the stapler was named after me. So was the college. And the Gary Oldman character in True Romance. And the 80s sitcom. And that wizard in the godawful SNES "Lord of The Rings" game.

Let's get this straight:

The stapler with the *banana* was named after you, wasn't it ?

: )