Funny thing is, I can visualize the real
characters saying these things in a real bust!

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62001

I'm not up on my Irish dialect, but it was the best I could come up with...

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Idea stolen from Drew Carey the other night -
he dates a pregnant woman who says she's been
craving Cantonese food, and he says he doesn't
feel like driving all the way to Canton (Ohio)
for dinner.

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That Lesbia one's a classic. :)