If a certain gesture comes to mind upon hearing the phrase "the finger", then you may find this otherwise sober and reverent article amusing. You immature bastard, you.

That's why Buddha was a pacifist, you see - he couldn't flick the finger at anyone.

Well, okay, he _could_, but only with a rubber band or something...

Heheh.

Tens of thousands of people have turned out to pay homage to this sacred relic. But first, they must pass through metal detectors under the watchful eye of four martial artists... before... they can be shown... "the finger"! (Guffaw!)

OK, I'll stop now.