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boorite
March 30, 2001 11:29 AM

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Take it away, Jael.

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Jael
March 30, 2001 12:10 PM

egads...don't smite me ye comic strip gods. I was having to come up with something in between the boss popping in my office....

Gabe..redeem me and this mess I created!

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Jael
March 30, 2001 12:11 PM

I meant..OBI!

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gabe_billings
March 30, 2001 12:27 PM

In your face!

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ObiJo
March 30, 2001 4:27 PM

I tried to fit rheumatoid arthritis and Liberace in here, but alas, I failed. :(

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It's all yours wirthling.

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ObiJo
March 30, 2001 4:31 PM

I meant Big Evil Dan. (Two can play at this game.)

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BigEvilDan
March 30, 2001 5:32 PM

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It's all yours, random person who isn't bunnerabb.

Err, I meant bunnerabb. ;)

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bunnerabb
March 30, 2001 11:55 PM

The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.

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DexX
March 31, 2001 9:36 AM

My God! It's been almost eight hours since bunnerabb posted his strip... and Gabe hasn't replied yet!

*DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNN!* [dramatic chord]

Maybe it's his birthday and some prankster gave him a life?

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boorite
March 31, 2001 11:52 AM

quote:
The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.


I like the title as is. What would? What would what? Who wouldn't? What wood? So evocative.

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gabe_billings
March 31, 2001 11:53 AM

Maybe he rented the entire 'Cum Guzzling Sluts' series, (volumes 1 - 9) and he's too busy watching them to make any comics.

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gabe_billings
March 31, 2001 12:07 PM

Is it just me, or does anyone else think gel-pack mousepads feel like boobies? I think some marketing genius is behind that. I could squeeze them all day.

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Bottlerockett
March 31, 2001 6:31 PM

If descolada whould post, I could hurry up and have a clear conscience when I have no fucking access to Al Gore's Internet for a whole week! (I've seen the RoadRunner cable internet billboards up in Austin, and they say "Live Life Online". How true it is, and how sad it is...)

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gabe_billings
March 31, 2001 6:50 PM

Eh... you could always just post before him. I'm guessing he probably wouldn't care too much, considering the situation. We'd have to have you miss the first round.

You could always break into people houses along the way and get online that way.

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Bottlerockett
March 31, 2001 7:33 PM

Ok, he can post with it either before or after this one. It's kind of open ended on either side if he just sticks with the aliens.

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Oh, and that should say: Will Mary force the FBI to re-open the XXX files?... And don't look at my grammar! Dooonnn'ttt loookkk at itttt!! aaaah!

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Bottlerockett
April 1, 2001 12:23 AM

Well now I feel like shit. Please feel free to add any derogatory comments about me that you feel like, descolada. (I feel loweer than platupi)

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ObiJo
April 1, 2001 3:45 AM

You both smell like llama ass.

(Sorry, but something needed to break the sexual tension building between you two. Also, who could pass up a free derogatory.)

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gabe_billings
April 1, 2001 3:55 AM

I'm with Obi. Any more apologizing and I'm gonna barf. Friends from Germany should be put in the closet until after comics are done.

The pope stopped by earlier to see me and I told him to sit his papal ass down on the couch and scratch the dog's ass 'til my Lowpass time was done.

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wirthling
April 1, 2001 2:54 PM

I think it's my turn, but I'm not sure. Anyway, here ya go...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11103

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bunnerabb
April 1, 2001 7:40 PM

I've just read all of these comics.

*sigh*

We're all going straight to fucking hell. Hell. All of us. Hell.

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bunnerabb
April 1, 2001 7:42 PM

I mean... you know that, don't you? Hell.

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DexX
April 2, 2001 8:18 AM

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11117

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Sorry if it's not the best, but I am not in the best mood right now.

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DexX
April 2, 2001 9:56 AM

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Fellating a squid? Holy shit man, that's gotta be the funniest thing I've seen yet today.
I am glad you approve - I originally typed, "You look like a squid is eating your tongue," but changed my mind at the last moment. When in doubt, go for the sex.

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boorite
April 2, 2001 3:12 PM

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DexX
April 3, 2001 6:52 AM

Thought this might amuse you all. It's today's strip at http://sinfest.net/.

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boorite
April 3, 2001 1:11 PM

I forgot to say: It's all yours, Jael.

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Jael
April 3, 2001 2:56 PM

oh hell...okay..will find the time to do something tonight

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Scyess
April 3, 2001 4:37 PM

I seem to have missed my turn in the queue... that's what I get for not checking Lowpass message boards 24,000 times a day.

I'll do mine next time around. (I hope to be up to at least 17,600 times a day by then.) 8)

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Jael
April 4, 2001 5:43 AM

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Jael
April 4, 2001 7:32 AM

Today's strip at userfriendly.org:

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boorite
April 4, 2001 8:03 AM

quote:
I seem to have missed my turn in the queue... that's what I get for not checking Lowpass message boards 24,000 times a day.


Oops. My fault. I saw wirthling's post and forgot someone was in the "lowly #10 spot."

I'll give you my baloney sandwich.

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Scyess
April 4, 2001 9:07 AM

[quoteOops. My fault. I saw wirthling's post and forgot someone was in the "lowly #10 spot."

I'll give you my baloney sandwich.


That's good to hear. I guess I'll stop scoring my skin with my hunting knife now.

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ObiJo
April 4, 2001 3:17 PM

Hey Scyess, go next. I'm next, but my only comic thought i can come up with is to have 2 panels of funny and the last full of asian girls. Sad, really. So, if you read this in the next couple of days, go next so you can still get two turns in. If you don't post in a couple of days though, I'll have to assume there was a hunting accident. You will be missed.

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Scyess
April 4, 2001 5:38 PM

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Hey Scyess, go next.
My life has purpose again! Alas, this is all I could think of... I should really ease up on all that crack smoking before breakfast...

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ObiJo
April 4, 2001 8:52 PM

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Ok, so this doesn't progress the plot much, but let's face it. We've all wanted to see Bob Dole and RDJ in some hot all-male action.

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ObiJo
April 5, 2001 9:46 PM

Boy, that's one hell of a commentary when my comic brings the whole serial comic string to a grinding halt. Fuck you too, sunshine. (I told you I'd steal that someday bunnerabb.)

Onto you Big Evil Dan. More than likely, you just haven't checked the post in a couple of days since you're probably one of those people who has a life. What's that feel like, anyway?

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BigEvilDan
April 6, 2001 7:08 PM

Damn life.

I'm reading the story right now, and I'll post a comic in a minute.

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BigEvilDan
April 6, 2001 7:43 PM

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Take it away, bunnerabb. May a lack of anything better to do give us a fast response time.

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