That's right. The Oscars are just a few days away, and if I know what's good for me, I'll resist watching them. However, to pay proper homage to this bloodbath of excess, I am asking you to submit award-worthy productions in three categories. Specifically, each strip you submit must comply with the following rules:
- Best Set Design: It must use three different backgrounds.
- Best Sound: It must contain some sound effect. Think Don Martin.
- Best Supporting Actress: There must be a female character who appears only once, yet her dialogue balloon is the largest in the strip (measured in number of words).
This envelope will be opened Sunday Night around the time they are handing out Best Director, unless, like the Oscars, it runs late.