no, really:

http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_020325.460947.html

Hasn't the NSCPA considered the possibility that the tender act of love between a boy and a goat is an expression of consensual, caring intimacy?

They have, but they've still got a surveillance van parked outside your house, so...

It's getting to where you can't even fuck a goat anymore.

But the sheep are all right? Right!?

An oldie but a goodie. Stop me if you've heard this one before...

A man was driving across a tall bridge in a large city when he saw another man about to jump off the side. He hurriedly stopped his car and ran over to the would-be jumper. "Don't do it!" he cried. "It can't be that bad!"

"Don't tell me how bad it isn't, mate!" the man replied. "My name's Harry, and I have been engineering some of the most amazing structures ever seen in this country. This bridge we are standing on - I built this. Did anyone ever say `Oh look, here's Harry, the Bridge Builder'? No, of course not. Look over there - see that skyscraper? I designed that, but did anyone ever call me Harry the Skyscraper Designer? Nope, not once! And over there, that beautiful new freeway - I made that too. You'd think that at least one person would call me Harry the Freeway Maker, woundn't you? Nope, nobody ever did. But you fuck just one goat..."

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Mansfield, Ohio for $200.00

They bought the cow from Ohio and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were very happy. They decided to acquire
a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Ohio?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Ohio?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Ohio."