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Entries postmarked by 7 PM EST Wednesday 4 April shall receive first consideration.

Izzat enough time? Otherwise, it'll have to wait 'til Friday.

This sounds complicated. Can I just cut and paste yours?

That's one way of winning.

I'll try this then...

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Dude.. did you have to spell it "roo1z"?

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You llama.

Dammit, both of the comics I did today double-posted. Well, anyway, here's something from a definitely non-Judeo-Christian mythology:

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Goddamnit! I'm dying over here. Look at Gabe's comic again. Notice anything different about the stick man? That boy is hung. If I was judging this contest, gabe would win just for that unintentional gag.

[CUE MUSIC]

If I were a stick man
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really HUNG

That wonderful audio clip was brought to you by 'Diddler on the Roof'. And of course I totally meant to give the stick man a giant wang.

There is not punshinment for excessive verbosity like seeing your backgrounds twisted and distored before your very eyes like so many campaign promises. Anyway, here's my entry.

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I was gonna subtitle this one "How Darwin got his groove back," but ran out of room. Damn.

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Also, there have now been 3 comics with dogs in balls on them. Coincidence or the REAL deity trying to let himself be known? Just think about it the next time you go to steer your car at crossing dogs or childrens' wayward basketballs. I know I will.

I couldn't resist. Well, I could've, but that would've required effort...
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My first Jesus-Sodomy comic. Can't wait to tell my family!

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11166
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As a Christian myself, that last panel seems a bit odd... but it liked it too much to leave it out.

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As a Christian myself, that last panel seems a bit odd... but it liked it too much to leave it out.

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If that comic doesn't win, I quit. I'm not even posting one for this contest. That is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read here. :- )

bunner

over here
in the blue house
wiping Pepsi off of my monitor

Ah, judgement time. Thank you all for a most edifying and uplifting comedic experience. I hate to name one winner when we are all such losers.

Almost all entries mentioned a supernatural setting, so I retroactively changed that rule. The dog sure got a lot of work in this contest.

Gabe got points for his evocative, tight prose style, plus mentioning gangbangs and giving the stickman a whopping dong.

Points to Descolada99 for jamming Abubis, Amen-Ra, Jesus, Van Halen, and bar-mitzvahs into one strip. Also for an actual natural setting.

NeoVid: Most plot-integrated use of "your mother."

Scyess: Truest vision of Hell since Bosch. My flesh crawled.

ObiJo: Most edifying. Fine geography. Big wang.

DexX: Most plausible. Plus, points for realizing that the purple thing is not and cannot be a donkey.

Fishoutofbeer: I knew I could count on you. Nice research: You took us to Zaire, Stonehenge, and that most mystical, sacredest place of all, "up the ass."

I declare our winner:

Fishoutofbeer!

Because he loaned me ten bucks. Unfortunately, this means bunnerabb isn't going to quit.

G'NITE FOLKS!

Unfortunately, this means bunnerabb isn't going to quit.

:- )

bunner

Man, not only are the new guys winning, they're sliding in a mere half hour under the wire! What exciting times we live in!

Just kidding. I want to win more. Let's kill the new people.

For once, gabe and I agree. I'll bring the pitchforks and the Sodomizer 5000.

Here's a pop quiz:

Why didn't wirthling submit an entry for Comic Contest XVIII?

(a) His Tamagotchi ate his homework.

(b) He was abducted by aliens who ate his homework.

(c) He is intensely frightened by new people and hid under his computer desk for 2 days.

(d) He was too busy working on his resume, which, by the way, Gabe's homosexual rapist uncle has not yet responded to.

(e) Couldn't think of anything funny. (Shut up, Gabe, you taintwrangler.)

(f) Just because the Ed Asner poster is now out of sight, doesn't mean it's out of mind.

(g) he's a gimp

(h) he's too busy making up words like 'taintwrangler'

I can't believe I wrote "Abubis."

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Yes, I did slide in under the wire. I felt guilty but gabe's comment made me realize that ya'll are a bunch of "taintwranglers". Ah, it's good to win.

New Contest Rules:

1. Reference to a character from world literature;
2. Some colloquialism for male or female genitalia;
3. A generic or trademarked drug name;
4. Extra points for relating 1,2, and 3.

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For once, gabe and I agree. I'll bring the pitchforks and the Sodomizer 5000.

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(h) he's too busy making up words like 'taintwrangler'

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Which reminds me: What kind of motherfucking dipshit would pay $300,000 for a piece of shit Sodomizer 5000?

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