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descolada99
April 5, 2002 10:29 AM

Hey all. Long time no see. I'm back to being not crazy anymore (well, as not crazy as possible). Finally got a real job a couple months ago, let my funny come back along with my sanity, and I'm ready to make shitty comics and waste away time on stripcreator.

I have no idea who's still here, who's gone, and who the annoying newbies are, so bear with me. Hope everyone is doing well and all that jazz.

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Oh yeah, and billings, you still around? I'm gonna be in Cleveland in July for the CART race. If you're here I gotta get some good places to go in Cleveland that serve good Guinness. Mmmmmm, Guinnessss.

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wirthling
April 5, 2002 11:26 AM

Did Brad forget to change the locks?

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boorite
April 5, 2002 12:22 PM

That was the funniest goddamn comeback strip ever. Let's see if ObiJo can top it.

ObiJo? ObiJo?

Shit. We got one back, though. Felch the red-assed baboon, you bastard. (I.e., welcome back.)

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KajunFirefly
April 5, 2002 1:40 PM

Welcome back Descolada, I'm not sure our paths have ever crossed, so I'd just like to say:

Hello, my name is Kajun, and I'm an alchoholic.

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Jael
April 5, 2002 1:51 PM

I miss OBI! *sobs*

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NeoVid
April 5, 2002 3:31 PM

Desc, you need to make one more post so that your number of posts and comics stay the same.

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KajunFirefly
April 5, 2002 3:50 PM

quote:
I miss OBI! *sobs*
As do I, ObiJo recognised true talented when he/she (??) awarded me a CC victory, not like the rest of you ignorant cunts! ;-)

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 4:18 PM

KICK ASS!
ah, im a newbie, dispite the fact that it says I'm a regular underneath my name.

and while you were gone I read through ALL your comics about 7 times.

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TheElPaso
April 5, 2002 5:48 PM

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I thought dcomposed was pretending to be DragonXero. Why wasn't I informed of the change?

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 6:05 PM

I wasn't pretending to be DragonXero, I just said I was once, and then said I wasn't about 5 minutes later.

and i am NOT descolada, i just like his comics. all of them. alot more than anyone else's comics.

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crabby
April 6, 2002 12:09 AM

Good to see you back desc, I'm glad your not crazy anymore. In case you don't remember me I'm crabby and I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!

I miss ObiJo too. It's time someone sent him some sort of email demanding he comes back to the Strip Creator community immediately.

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DexX
April 6, 2002 6:05 AM

Who was it who said that being the favourite strip author was like being told by the ugliest girl in school that she has a crush on you?

Still applicable, Desc, believe me...

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Drexle
April 6, 2002 8:28 AM

DX said that when he realized that about 10% of my total strips at the time were about crabby sucking dick.

I... I... I'm an annoying regular...? My life, it is ruined. *sob*

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DexX
April 6, 2002 10:11 AM

Nah, you are the favourite of a former annoying regular. :)

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KajunFirefly
April 6, 2002 10:19 AM

You didn't like DragonXero? I don't understand, I thought he was pretty cool, it was him who persuaded me to enter the forums.

Unless that's the reason you don't like him.

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DexX
April 6, 2002 10:37 AM

*** ARGH!!! ***

DragonXero said that Drexle being liked by crabby (back when crabby was still a pain in the arse) was like the ugliest girl... etc...

I was quoting DragonXero on something he said about crabby, which was related to crabby's admiaration of Drexle.

Got it now?

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crabby
April 6, 2002 10:45 PM

quote:
*** ARGH!!! ***

DragonXero said that Drexle being liked by crabby (back when crabby was still a pain in the arse) was like the ugliest girl... etc...

I was quoting DragonXero on something he said about crabby, which was related to crabby's admiaration of Drexle.

Got it now?



[sarcasm]So your saying you don't like me? Is there anything I can do to change your mind?[/sarcasm]

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KajunFirefly
April 6, 2002 11:30 PM

It's 8:30am, and I'm still really fucking drunk, I can't even stand up, but surprisingly enough, this thread makes sense!

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KajunFirefly
April 7, 2002 4:30 AM

uuuuurrrrgggghhhhh

I now have to drag my ass to work and I'm in that zone where I'm not quite drunk, but not quite hungover, just....shit.

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boorite
April 8, 2002 9:29 AM

A drink will straighten you out.

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descolada99
April 8, 2002 10:17 AM

Ahihh yes. It's great to see not so much has changed since I was gone. I probably won't be on as much as before though. Difference now is I have a job I actually LIKE. Having a job makes it easier to say that those bastards that laid me off were a bitch to work for.

Great to be back. I think. Hey, at least I have a group now. Even if s/he is "the ugliest girl in school" :) I'll just have to take everyone's word on that.

So Obi left again? Too bad. He was a constant source of funny on here, unlike you untalented hacks. :)

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descolada99
April 8, 2002 10:33 AM

I meant "at least I have a groupy" now. Christ, I can't type. That sure hasn't changed.

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DrPedantic
April 8, 2002 3:32 PM

quote:
I meant "at least I have a groupy" now. Christ, I can't type. That sure hasn't changed.

The fact that the proper spelling is "groupie" makes you seem even more pathetic.

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descolada99
April 8, 2002 5:27 PM

quote:
quote:
I meant "at least I have a groupy" now. Christ, I can't type. That sure hasn't changed.

The fact that the proper spelling is "groupie" makes you seem even more pathetic.

Shut up. Bitch. It's not like I'm used to this "fawning groupies following me everywhere" thing.

I should make "Shut up. Bitch." my new signature.

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gabe_billings
April 8, 2002 6:31 PM

I have two groupers that follow me around. I'm not sure how they're handling the whole breathing thing. It's a little eerie.

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Jael
April 9, 2002 3:33 AM

*spews her diet coke all over the monitor*

Okay...can you send the freaking fish over to fix this mess you made?

Reminds me of something I saw in a movie this weekend.

"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

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boorite
April 9, 2002 10:16 AM

My wife has a groper that follows her around. He's usually carrying a beer and wearing boxers with hearts on them.

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TheBlairZip
April 9, 2002 10:47 AM

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"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

What the hell kinda movie is that?

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bunnerabb
April 9, 2002 11:31 AM

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Oh yeah, and billings, you still around? I'm gonna be in Cleveland in July for the CART race. If you're here I gotta get some good places to go in Cleveland that serve good Guinness. Mmmmmm, Guinnessss.

Make him take you to the Pride of Erin. It's a dump. Great pints, though.

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gabe_billings
April 9, 2002 12:18 PM

Not that I wouldn't love to hang out with you, but I have high hopes that by that time I'll be out of Cleveland and living happily in Eugene. Our move out date is gonna be based on when the person that buys our house will want to move in.

If they want the house before the wife is done, then I might head out to Oregon early and she'll end up living in one of those studio apt/hotel places for a month or so. In which case I won't be here.

Even if we do stay 'till she's done, we can leave anytime after June 30th, so there's a pretty good chance we'll be heading out in the first couple days of July.

So if I'm here, we can hang. Otherwise, you can drive by where I used to live and mourn the fact that you'll never get me to buy you a beer.

:)

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descolada99
April 9, 2002 1:55 PM

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Not that I wouldn't love to hang out with you, but I have high hopes that by that time I'll be out of Cleveland and living happily in Eugene. Our move out date is gonna be based on when the person that buys our house will want to move in.

If they want the house before the wife is done, then I might head out to Oregon early and she'll end up living in one of those studio apt/hotel places for a month or so. In which case I won't be here.

Even if we do stay 'till she's done, we can leave anytime after June 30th, so there's a pretty good chance we'll be heading out in the first couple days of July.

So if I'm here, we can hang. Otherwise, you can drive by where I used to live and mourn the fact that you'll never get me to buy you a beer.

:)


hehe hey that's cool. Any suggestions on good places to get a beer or other attractions in The Land Of Cleves? (What is a Cleve anyway, and why do they have a land?)

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 9, 2002 3:23 PM

I seem to recall a long running story from not so long ago about just how difficult it was to get a drink out of Gabe , possibly from Bunner.

Or it could have been that Gabe was bemoaning the fact he couldnt get a drink out of Bunner.

Either way , one of them is allegedly a tight ass that youll never get a drink out of.

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Jael
April 9, 2002 9:58 PM

quote:
quote:
"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

What the hell kinda movie is that?

George C. Scott playing Detective Kinderman in Exorcist III

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DexX
April 9, 2002 11:39 PM

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Or it could have been that Gabe was bemoaning the fact he couldnt get a drink out of Bunner.
I quote Douglas Adams: "The easiest way to get a drink out of [him] is to stick your finger down his throat."

Incidentally, I once greeted an American friend on ICQ with a cheery "Hi ho!" and was told that it was very rude of me to call her a "ho". True story.

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Drexle
April 10, 2002 12:34 AM

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Incidentally, I once greeted an American friend on ICQ with a cheery "Hi ho!" and was told that it was very rude of me to call her a "ho". True story.

Damn urban slang gets you every time.

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descolada99
April 10, 2002 7:35 AM

I said "hi-ho" because of these:

http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/fuyu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/hatu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/kouyou.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/mouse.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/natu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/net.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/sake.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/xmas.swf

According to the Tom Tomorrow blog he's found out from readers these are commercials for a Japanese ISP....

And here's some translation Tom TOmorrow got:
(Internet Hi-Ho!)
The mail has flown (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Dream Internet
Fu-fu-fu, the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
Connect with a snap
Support from the first
The grandmother next door has also made her debut

Chat chat
A little bit cha-ran-to
Cha-ri-ra-ri-ran!
Hi hi hi hi hi
Hi-ho!
* * *
The mouse dances (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Romantic love Internet
Fu-fu-fu the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
With our cheap plan
We support your wallet, too
Tomorrow's dinner is
Sukiyaki!
* * *
It's an internet star (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Love Internet
Fu-fu-fu the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
With an abundance of plans
We support you kindly
That girl you're interested in also
Checked it

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DexX
April 10, 2002 7:58 AM

The Hi-Ho things frighten me!!!!!!

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Bazilla
April 10, 2002 8:04 AM

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The Hi-Ho things frighten me!!!!!!
Yeah, the green hat one looks evil, I don't trust him, I think he's up to something. And why are they all naked? Wouldn't want to meet them in a dark alley that's for sure.

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JrnymnNate
April 10, 2002 8:11 AM

Knowing Bazilla, he wouldn't stand a chance. They'd be in court for rape the next week.

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skagg
April 10, 2002 10:36 AM

dunno why im bunging it here but

i watched freedy got fingered last nite

thankyou and goodnight

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gabe_billings
April 10, 2002 12:41 PM

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Either way , one of them is allegedly a tight ass that youll never get a drink out of.



We're not really tight asses. We both bought each other a couple of drinks. And there's probably a lot of good places around for booze. I like the Great Lakes Brewing Company's food, and most people I've been with have enjoyed the beer. In fact, this morning on NPR they were interviewing Michael Jackson of Beerhunter fame and he reviewed their brews rather favorably. You might check them out.

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descolada99
April 10, 2002 1:12 PM

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We're not really tight asses. We both bought each other a couple of drinks. And there's probably a lot of good places around for booze. I like the Great Lakes Brewing Company's food, and most people I've been with have enjoyed the beer. In fact, this morning on NPR they were interviewing Michael Jackson of Beerhunter fame and he reviewed their brews rather favorably. You might check them out.

Cool. Thanks. I'll defintiely check it out when I'm there. Is there a Cleve Museum to explaint o me what exactly a Cleve is?

ye,s I'm pushing the same joke. I think it's funny, damnit.

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gabe_billings
April 10, 2002 2:30 PM

It's from the French enclever, meaning 'annoying inquisitive cocksucker'.

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descolada99
April 10, 2002 3:11 PM

quote:
It's from the French enclever, meaning 'annoying inquisitive cocksucker'.

Hey, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!

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