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joshw
April 8, 2002 8:42 PM

Did any of you ever think of what you would do after stripcreator? Consider the glamorous field of pornography! But, let's face it, you can't use your current names.

So I have devised a plan. Here's what you do:
You take the names of pets you had in the past, and the names of the street you live(d) on, put the pet name as a first name, and the street as a last. Perfect!

I have only two:
Bear Kaybob
Holly Hammond

Have Phun!

joshw

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DexX
April 9, 2002 12:54 AM

quote:
So I have devised a plan...
What an incredible coincidence! This porn-name method you have "devised" is identical to one that I got in my email five years ago!

Not that I doubt your integrity, you understand...

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JrnymnNate
April 9, 2002 7:01 AM

Oliver Country?

whatever.

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Bazilla
April 9, 2002 7:09 AM

Floss Cambrian.

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TheBlairZip
April 9, 2002 7:19 AM

quote:
Floss Cambrian.
That sounds more like a Star Wars name.

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fuzzyman
April 9, 2002 7:42 AM

Duke Oxen

or

Pickles Ridgewood

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A_Chicka
April 9, 2002 8:23 AM

Susie Greenwood / Baby Girl Staat

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TheBlairZip
April 9, 2002 8:38 AM

T.C. Oaks
Jake Park
Vincent Buford
Sam Druid

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boorite
April 9, 2002 10:12 AM

Henry Geranium

This is lame as all fuck.

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wirthling
April 9, 2002 10:15 AM

Cherry Mount

Nope, doesn't sound like a porn name to me.

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KajunFirefly
April 9, 2002 11:37 AM

Thumper Cherry

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gabe_billings
April 9, 2002 12:19 PM

Bob West 117th St.

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gabe_billings
April 9, 2002 12:20 PM

I made that up.

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Blew_Crabs
April 9, 2002 1:57 PM

Pogie Peace & Dare Lamond

I've also devised a plan: If your hand is bigger than your face...

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fuzzyman
April 9, 2002 3:26 PM

quote:
Cherry Mount

Nope, doesn't sound like a porn name to me.


I think "Pickles Ridgewood" has potential...

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KajunFirefly
April 9, 2002 3:39 PM

quote:
So I have devised a plan. Here's what you do:
You take the names of pets you had in the past, and the names of the street you live(d) on, put the pet name as a first name, and the street as a last. Perfect!
It's strange, because when I first heard about YOUR plan, some 6 or 7 years ago (when you were, what? 8 years old?), I heard that the idea was to take the name of your first pet and then add it to your mother's maiden name.

In which case mine would be Fluffy Mann!

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djsparkydog
April 9, 2002 3:50 PM

Shailey Roma
Belial Bitterroot
Clyde Harbour Pointe Drive

Well one for three isn't too bad
the second one sounds like some sort of everquest character.

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joshw
April 9, 2002 7:48 PM

Hey what was that link where you get to see what your hobbit name would be, or what was the thread it was in?

I think Thumper Cherry is a good one. I also have a dog named Stogie, but I don't have a street name for him.

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DexX
April 9, 2002 11:42 PM

When I first saw this years ago, the first name was the pet's name, and the last name was the street.

"Spike Trail" has stuck in my mind as a good porn star name ever since.

The mother's maiden name alternative is somewhat kinky: "Spike Payne".

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 10, 2002 1:28 AM

I always thought it was the mother's maiden name too. In which case I would be "Chip Ramsay".

Using JoshW's method, I would be "Chip Orchard Park Drive" which, let's face it, is crap.

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Bazilla
April 10, 2002 1:32 AM

I thought the Mother's maiden name was used for the Star Wars name, though it might of been both .

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KajunFirefly
April 10, 2002 1:39 AM

HOLY SHIT KRAMER, I USED TO LIVE ON ORCHARD PARK DRIVE!!!

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DexX
April 10, 2002 1:46 AM

....could it be?

Is this going to be a Sally Jesse style tearful long-lost family reunion?

*fetches some popcorn*

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 10, 2002 2:06 AM

What, in Thornliebank? That would be too scary.

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kaufman
April 10, 2002 6:08 AM

When I was four, we got a parakeet. I called him(?) "Little Flying Peep Peep Peep."

And if that doesn't end this thread, nothing will.

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skagg
April 10, 2002 10:20 AM

with joshw's method my surname would be "shaftsbury"

its a toss up between that and "roberts"

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DexX
April 10, 2002 11:21 AM

If it has the word "shaft" in it, it's a good porn name for a bloke.

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KajunFirefly
April 10, 2002 12:27 PM

quote:
What, in Thornliebank? That would be too scary.
Yep, although I lived on Orchard Park Avenue, which is just round the corner, we lived there from 1982 - 1986/7 I think.

Click here to see a basic map of how close you came to living with greatness.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 11, 2002 1:23 AM

That is vaguely scary. Not that our paths would ever have crossed, since I moved away from that street in 1981.

I'm going to stop asking questions now, because I'm scared of finding out we went to the same school, or something.

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kaufman
April 11, 2002 6:45 AM

quote:
That is vaguely scary. Not that our paths would ever have crossed, since I moved away from that street in 1981.

I'm going to stop asking questions now, because I'm scared of finding out we went to the same school, or something.


Get out of the house as fast as you can! He's posting from upstairs!

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DexX
April 11, 2002 10:06 AM

I had a really good idea for a joke in this strip, then my ISP's DNS decided it couldn't find http://www.stripcreator.com/ any more. WHen it finally realised its error a few hours later, I couldn't remember for the life of me what I was going to put in this strip to make it funny. Unfortunately, I make it anyway...

65843

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KajunFirefly
April 11, 2002 12:26 PM

I don't know what you're laughing about Aussie boy, I've been hunting you for months,

any day now DexX, any day now.

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andydougan
April 11, 2002 12:55 PM

It seems to have slipped everyone's mind that I just made kramer up.

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Namgubed
April 11, 2002 2:18 PM

Being a military brat, we moved around a bit. So many names from which to choose ...

Rusty Wall
Red Mallard
Tiger Patch
Bravo North First
- but my favorite would have to be:
Lobo Hegelstrasse

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boorite
April 11, 2002 2:19 PM

quote:
It seems to have slipped everyone's mind that I just made kramer up.

Not everyone's.

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