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DexX
April 10, 2002 2:27 AM

Slowly making my way through the BtAF archives. Found this one...

Some people here would kill for one.

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DexX
April 10, 2002 4:03 AM

...and this:

One of my pet hates, also.

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fuzzyman
April 10, 2002 4:32 AM

But, of course, there is always this.

I left a printout of this with more than a few people who needed it.

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DexX
April 10, 2002 7:07 AM

Bob the Angry Flower is a legend.

If I had a uterus I would have his babies.

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fuzzyman
April 10, 2002 9:39 AM

You would take his... uh... seed?

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wirthling
April 10, 2002 9:40 AM

The timing of this thread is uncanny. When I woke up this morning (OK, this afternoon), my wife informed me that she went to the Bob the Angry Flower web site and ordered us each a "Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Morons" t-shirt.

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DexX
April 10, 2002 9:53 AM

quote:
You would take his... uh... seed?
Absolutely! I'd go willingly to his flowerbed and let him root me. Of course, he'd probably just up and leave afterward... I can just imagine him now, charging out of there, petal to the metal...

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gabe_billings
April 10, 2002 12:34 PM

You are all a bunch of fucking pedantic moron's.

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wirthling
April 10, 2002 12:56 PM

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You are all a bunch of fucking pedantic moron's.

Your just begging for there wrath, are'nt you?

(Oof. That was painful to type.)

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fuzzyman
April 10, 2002 1:16 PM

quote:
Absolutely! I'd go willingly to his flowerbed and let him root me. Of course, he'd probably just up and leave afterward... I can just imagine him now, charging out of there, petal to the metal...
The was so very... kaufmanesque of you.

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JrnymnNate
April 10, 2002 1:45 PM

quote:
quote:
Absolutely! I'd go willingly to his flowerbed and let him root me. Of course, he'd probably just up and leave afterward... I can just imagine him now, charging out of there, petal to the metal...
The was so very... kaufmanesque of you.

Haw haw puns' are funny.

FREEZE JEFF K

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 10, 2002 2:25 PM

"Frank the Filthy Flower" was around for ages in a UK comic called "Zit" before Bob The Angry Flower Showed up online (unless hes been around for a while in comics or newspapers). The only difference was Frank would say nothing for the entire strip , then shout obscenities for 3 or 4 frames at someone , usually an old woman , causing them to run away screaming , or hit him.

always amusing.

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KajunFirefly
April 10, 2002 2:47 PM

Ah, Zit, with such loveable characters as "The Man Who Collects Eyeballs" and "Billy No Mates", the creation which caused thousands of lonely British children to contemplate suicide.

Actually, I just flicked through a Zit annual that I never knew I had and found an excellent comic called "Crap Alan" the blurb reads:

"Young cartoon boy Alan Brown was unfortunate to be born with no interesting comedy features, with Crap Alan pranks and japes-a-plenty are never around the corner!"

Basically a bunch of over-used comic book scenarios are played out in which Alan does nothing...

well, I laughed.

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