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verbalkint
April 11, 2002 7:07 PM

Hello friends and lovers. I'm new to the forums, but I've been a member for about a year and a half, I'd say. Anyhoo, I've been grazing some of the topics, and I've noticed a lot of you aren't from the US?

SO. . .

Where is everyone from? As to help me distinguish.

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wirthling
April 11, 2002 7:10 PM

Everyone is from Glasgow, as far as I can tell.

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andydougan
April 11, 2002 7:29 PM

And everyone else is from Cleveland.

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dcomposed
April 11, 2002 7:30 PM

I'm from Melbourne. more specificaly a little craphole near Melbourne called Frankston.

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DexX
April 11, 2002 7:33 PM

Melbourne, Australia. (As opposed to Melbourne, Florida.)

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KajunFirefly
April 11, 2002 8:15 PM

quote:
Hello friends and lovers. I'm new to the forums, but I've been a member for about a year and a half, I'd say.
Uh, not even a year, mate.

quote:
Where is everyone from? As to help me distinguish.

I'm from the Dominican Republic, but I generally stalk from country to country, killing off people I meet on the internet in bizarre and frightening new ways.

I'm currently in Australia, using my laptop, hunting a Mr James Dominguez. I plan to cut open his ass and paint a giant red robot on the Australian Alps. I was going to do it on Ayers Rock, but I'd have to drive for miles with his stinking corpse in the boot of my car.

after that, I'll probably head to Wales.

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JrnymnNate
April 11, 2002 9:10 PM

connecticut.

yes, i used a spell checker to do that.

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dcomposed
April 11, 2002 9:21 PM

quote:
connecticut.

yes, i used a spell checker to do that.



new kids toy, conecticut.
conect and cut and conect again!

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Bazilla
April 11, 2002 11:43 PM

quote:
after that, I'll probably head to Wales.
So he can track me down and kill me, because that's where I am, Southern Western Wales if you want more specific.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 12, 2002 1:44 AM

I exist purely in the mind of a certain Glaswegian movie reviewer, after he got a great idea for a strip while at work one day, but had forgotten his password. I am now at loose on the internet in a lawnmower man style, only without the village-idiot haircut.

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skagg
April 12, 2002 5:11 AM

brissle

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boorite
April 12, 2002 7:54 AM

I live just outside Washington, DC and work just outside Baltimore. One of my major activities is driving back and forth.

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kaufman
April 12, 2002 7:59 AM

quote:
I live just outside Washington, DC and work just outside Baltimore. One of my major activities is driving back and forth.
Mine too, and I both live and work within 200 furlongs of Washington.

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descolada99
April 12, 2002 8:01 AM

Indianapolis, Indiana. Town of racing, corn and basketball. And rednecks. Don't forget the rednecks.

AND LOUD ANNOYING CO-WORKERS IN OFFICES NEXT TO YOU THAT TALK REALLY LOUD AND WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Ummm sorry.... I can't shout that here.. it's my boss that's being loud.

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boorite
April 12, 2002 9:11 AM

quote:
quote:
I live just outside Washington, DC and work just outside Baltimore. One of my major activities is driving back and forth.
Mine too, and I both live and work within 200 furlongs of Washington.
Yes, Fairfax traffic is completely buggered. I mean, come on, let's build a huge commuter campus where you have to drive through the middle of a town to get to it. And heaven forbid we desecrate the picturesque charm with anything so unsightly as a major road. No, we'd rather shove 50,000 drivers a day down our quaint, twisty little tree-shaded avenues so that we can continue to wallow in the delusion that this is still small-town America.

Oh, I'm ranting again, aren't I?

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crabby
April 12, 2002 11:06 AM

I live in Chicago, Illinois.

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Drexle
April 12, 2002 11:12 AM

I live near Assville, North Carolina.

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bunnerabb
April 13, 2002 9:07 PM

I live in a round bar on a small island.

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pita
April 13, 2002 9:26 PM

I live in a dumpy little modular home not far from Cleveland, Ohio. The floors are caving in and 3 of the doors need replaced. The roof will soon need new shingles, Paint is peeling, not-up-to-code electrical, and pipes that are a plumber's worst nightmare. Nonetheless, (thanks to wirthling) I have new window blinds to cover my leaking metal-frame windows.

Aahhh... life is good.

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andydougan
April 13, 2002 9:28 PM

Here, how come the guy at the top of the thread only has one recorded post? He's posted at least once before, in the comics forum.

I won't sleep tonight.

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Blew_Crabs
April 13, 2002 10:07 PM

quote:
I live near Assville, North Carolina.

I love it. Asheville, that is. A good friend of mine attended your school in between mountain bike sessions.

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joshw
April 13, 2002 11:17 PM

I live in Fox Creek, Alberta, Canada. And yes, my pet polar bear is very cold up north even though i am merely SIX HUNDRED FUCKING KILOMETERS FROM MONTANA!
AND IT WAS 20* C TODAY!

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Bluebexq
April 14, 2002 1:34 AM

quote:
connecticut.

yes, i used a spell checker to do that.



You didn't know how to spell the state that you live in? How on earth did you pass American history and the requirement to name all 51 states. I guess you don't have to spell them correctly.

What year level are you in anyway?

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xpac
April 14, 2002 1:39 AM

quote:
quote:
connecticut.

yes, i used a spell checker to do that.



You didn't know how to spell the state that you live in? How on earth did you pass American history and the requirement to name all 51 states. I guess you don't have to spell them correctly.



My dad is 37 and still in the fourth grade, because he can't name the 51st state.

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KajunFirefly
April 14, 2002 2:41 AM

Dammit, I just laughed at that.

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Drexle
April 14, 2002 8:41 AM

quote:
quote:
I live near Assville, North Carolina.

I love it. Asheville, that is. A good friend of mine attended your school in between mountain bike sessions.

Wow, fun coincidences abound. I doubt I would know the person in question, though. I never really went into the city very often before I started going to school there this semester, and since I'm not a mountain bike person, I probably didn't hang out in the same circles as he.

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andydougan
April 14, 2002 8:41 AM

Isn't the UK sometimes referred to as the 51st?

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DexX
April 14, 2002 8:59 AM

I thought Australia was the 51st state... or maybe that's just Alice Springs...

Sorry, Aussie/US politics.

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Blew_Crabs
April 14, 2002 11:45 AM

quote:
...I never really went into the city very often before I started going to school there this semester, and since I'm not a mountain bike person, I probably didn't hang out in the same circles as he.

How about the Biltmore Estates enology circle? Western NC Blue Grass and Old-Time Country Music Conservation? Thomas Wolfe Literary Society? French Creek preservation?

She did a lot of this kind of stuff when she lived there: Alt-hippy chick. Dime-a-dozen in Asheville, huh?

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Drexle
April 15, 2002 2:09 PM

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...I never really went into the city very often before I started going to school there this semester, and since I'm not a mountain bike person, I probably didn't hang out in the same circles as he.

How about the Biltmore Estates enology circle? Western NC Blue Grass and Old-Time Country Music Conservation? Thomas Wolfe Literary Society? French Creek preservation?

She did a lot of this kind of stuff when she lived there: Alt-hippy chick. Dime-a-dozen in Asheville, huh?



Nope, I wasn't a part of any of that. I was more a part of "geeks with no life who play too many video games, and like D&D." circle.

I think Asheville got its hippie chicks wholesale or something... or maybe there was a clearance at the hippie warehouse? Either way, the place is indeed loaded with them. Other frequent sights would be the many Asheville wiccans, the new-agey people, and the droves of gay guys who come here from surrounding counties to hang out at Scandals.

Say, when was she here? Did she mention anything about the Vance Monument being vandalized by feminists last year? It's a miniature washington monument type thing. They put paper machet testicles at the base of the monument and started protesting that it was too phalic or something of the sort.

Which reminds me that April 15th is when the Japanese have their Festival of the Iron Phallus... It's screaming for a Tobor strip, but I won't be able to make one in its honor today.

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gabe_billings
April 15, 2002 4:12 PM

I give. What is the 51st state?

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gabe_billings
April 15, 2002 4:13 PM

Forget it. I figured it out.

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gabe_billings
April 15, 2002 4:16 PM

From upcomingmovies.com

Title Note: Since this film is set in England, the "51st state" in question is obviously meant to be slang for that country. Something worth noting, though, is that many Americans actually refer to Canada by that slang. Slang aside, Puerto Rico is the most likely true candidate for such an eventual label.

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pita
April 16, 2002 7:24 AM

quote:
I give. What is the 51st state?

Naw, it's the State of Denial.

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descolada99
April 16, 2002 8:18 AM

quote:
quote:
I give. What is the 51st state?

Naw, it's the State of Denial.

Isn't that in Egypt?

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Blew_Crabs
April 16, 2002 11:44 PM

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Nope, I wasn't a part of any of that. I was more a part of "geeks with no life who play too many video games, and like D&D." circle.

Erm... you are a musician too, no? We were big on the local music scene in the collegiate Southeast (Athens to Arlington). Still quite geeky, however.
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Other frequent sights would be the many Asheville wiccans, ... and the droves of gay guys ...

Ahhh... sounds like my circle of friends in Winston.

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Say, when was she here? Did she mention anything about the Vance Monument being vandalized by feminists last year? ...

1996-98. It's that un-nameable period after graduation and before graduate school where you still take classes and drink lots.

Feminist, yes, but she is too much of a Southerner (sixth generation legacy at her college) to desecrate Gov. Vance's phallic obelisk. Oddly enough, though, she has hardly a North Carolian accent. Damn Yankees infiltrating suburban Charlotte will have that effect.

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Drexle
April 17, 2002 1:15 AM

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Erm... you are a musician too, no? We were big on the local music scene in the collegiate Southeast (Athens to Arlington). Still quite geeky, however.


Nope, I was never a musician... I've always been more of a visual artsy type person, though I've gotten so unbelieveably slack assed and out of practice these past few years its pathetic. Interesting that you mention Athens, though. My brother used to live there not too long ago, and I would house sit for him when he went on vacation. I loved that place... it has one of the coolest music shops right next to the 40 Watt club.

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Feminist, yes, but she is too much of a Southerner (sixth generation legacy at her college) to desecrate Gov. Vance's phallic obelisk. Oddly enough, though, she has hardly a North Carolian accent. Damn Yankees infiltrating suburban Charlotte will have that effect.

Funny, I don't have an accent either, and yet I've lived in this place my entire life. My mom and her family (who I spent a lot more time with) were all pretty southern, but my Dad and his family were all immigrants from Ecuador... It's amazing I didn't turn out speaking Southern-Spanish. Instead, I speak neither.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 17, 2002 1:32 AM

Many people hear my accent and don't believe I come from Glasgow, or sometimes even Scotland. But that's because I put on a bizarre faux-Mexican accent most of the time. Gringo.

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NeoVid
April 17, 2002 3:48 PM

I've lived in California my whole life, and when people hear my voice, they wonder what country I'm from. I've started saying I'm from Liverpool. And they always buy it.

Yes, I know Liverpool isn't a country. Most people don't even think it's a city.

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andydougan
April 18, 2002 5:34 AM

People often seem to gather from my accent that I'm from Edinburgh.

Looks like those elocution lessons are paying off.

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KajunFirefly
April 18, 2002 5:55 AM

Shut it, ya raj!

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