Wow, this is awful. How'm I supposed to judge such a fine group of comics?
In the tradition of boorite, let me first consol the losers:
1. boorite, your comic was so fucking funny it's a crime. I have to admit that, had you not just voted me the winner of the last contest, and if you still didn't owe me that ten bucks, you may have taken the prize;
2. Gabe, you rock my world. Unfortunately, you can't follow the rules so you lose. Still, nuthin' was, dare I say, a "hoot";
3. Scyess: Bovary was a nympho, not a bitch. Read the book next time;
4. Beijing Minimalist Theatre Company--I love it;
5. Everybody elses was great, too. But the winner is...
WIRTHLING.
And not just on title alone, although that did push the whole shebang over the edge. Thank you for playing!
FYI--
choad /chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj. (http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/c/choad.html)
