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descolada99
April 16, 2002 10:26 AM

SO I still work part time at a bookstore (a Borders here in Indy) because I'm addicted to the discount. Can't beat 33% off most anything.

Anyway, Sunday, I had probably the wierdest creepiest experience with a customer ever.

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I swear, that's totally 100% true. You can't make that shit up.

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kaufman
April 16, 2002 10:37 AM

This is the best I can provide right now.

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Drexle
April 16, 2002 10:43 AM

The best funny story I have is from this thread. Enjoy.

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JrnymnNate
April 16, 2002 11:01 AM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Isocish
April 16, 2002 11:52 AM

quote:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
You've been watching the Simpsons.

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boorite
April 16, 2002 12:04 PM

Speaking of Catholicism, and even if we weren't, I love to bring back topics that everyone has had enough of, here are two approximately true episodes from when I went through the Catechumenate 18 years ago.

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Those are my 400th and 401st comics. Huzzah!

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wirthling
April 16, 2002 1:28 PM

This isn't really a story per se but I wanted to share it anyway. I recommend against reading this if you have a weak stomach.

The company for which I work, which is a major telecommunications player, just began a new service project called "Surrounded With Love." I shit you not.

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boorite
April 16, 2002 1:51 PM

Can't... stop... puking...

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wirthling
April 16, 2002 2:08 PM

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CaptainObvious
April 16, 2002 6:13 PM

quote:
quote:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
You've been watching the Simpsons.

You're ripping off my shtick.

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gabe_billings
April 16, 2002 7:00 PM

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DexX
April 16, 2002 7:55 PM

I once worked in the Australian Public Circus... uh, Service, in the inbred little backwater bayou known as the Defence Science and Technology Organisation, which is a cancerous lump growing on the arse of the Department of Defence. Basically, I paid the bills. Almost from the first day my boss, Liz Weeks, and her boss, Charles Oakenfull, were harrassing me almost non-stop. They decided from a single glance that I was not the kind of employee they wanted (ie. they wanted arse-kissers, and no, I am not joking - the most successful employees in the department were incompetent arse-kissers).

Anyway, they ended up driving me into a nervous breakdown. I wish I was joking about that bit.

Here are some strips depicting my hilarious time there...

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andydougan
April 16, 2002 9:06 PM

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a cancerous lump growing on the arse of the Department of Defence

It's a veruca growing out of a boil growing out of a tumour.

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DexX
April 16, 2002 9:59 PM

Yeah... the job that occupied them most was trying to hold together the second-hand F111s that we bought from the US Army.

I wish I was joking.

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