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skagg
April 17, 2002 5:45 AM

just wanted you lucky lucky people to know that i am gay.

i am gay with men and animals. a bonafide gaygay.

homohomohomo big mac with gay.

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JrnymnNate
April 17, 2002 7:48 AM

They really shouldn't serve beer at cyber-cafes.

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Bazilla
April 17, 2002 8:51 AM

How can you be gay with animals?

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DexX
April 17, 2002 9:06 AM

Well, he he does stuff with boy animals...

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andydougan
April 17, 2002 9:19 AM

DexX stammers at the very thought of it.

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DexX
April 17, 2002 9:29 AM

My fingers magically turned into fat sausages earlier today. I have been typing terribly all bloody day...

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Zero_Entropy
April 17, 2002 12:03 PM

DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

Fags should be shot:
- In the face
- Twice
- Using bullets (not cum)

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descolada99
April 17, 2002 1:13 PM

quote:
DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

Fags should be shot:
- In the face
- Twice
- Using bullets (not cum)



I certainly hope you are not being serious, because I would be even more disgusted with you than I am assuming you are joking. Moron.

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Drexle
April 17, 2002 2:54 PM

quote:
DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

Fags should be shot:
- In the face
- Twice
- Using bullets (not cum)



Because being shot in the face with cum is reserved for gay homophobic queer bashers.

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boorite
April 18, 2002 11:19 AM

Someone can't admit he wants a good ass-fucking.

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 11:33 AM

quote:
I certainly hope you are not being serious, because I would be even more disgusted with you than I am assuming you are joking. Moron.

I think you mis-interpretted what i was saying.

I don't hate gay people. Infact i like watching Lesbian porn as much as the next person. It's just that i think that Gay men are rightfully ashamed of what they are and want to die and i think being shot in the face would be a relatively painless way of dieing.

The 2 shot thing was to make sure (there's nothing worse than a botched job).

Also if there was a certain way for Gay men to die (like the assisted suicide method i have described) then if he died in that way then his family would find out that he was Gay (because he had died in "The Gay Way") and would be ashamed. This way (being shot in the face) it's really hard to identify who was killed (cause you fuck up the face and the dental records and stuff) so everyone is happy cause they can continue believing that their "Strange Son" just went on a really long holiday or something and "wont be coming back anytime soon".

Hence no shame brought upon the family.

i.e. It's all good!

etc

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JrnymnNate
April 18, 2002 11:35 AM

Who better to give it to him than..

~Boorite! Inventor of the Sodomizer 5000~

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descolada99
April 18, 2002 11:50 AM

quote:
quote:
I certainly hope you are not being serious, because I would be even more disgusted with you than I am assuming you are joking. Moron.

I think you mis-interpretted what i was saying.

I don't hate gay people. Infact i like watching Lesbian porn as much as the next person. It's just that i think that Gay men are rightfully ashamed of what they are and want to die and i think being shot in the face would be a relatively painless way of dieing.

The 2 shot thing was to make sure (there's nothing worse than a botched job).

Also if there was a certain way for Gay men to die (like the assisted suicide method i have described) then if he died in that way then his family would find out that he was Gay (because he had died in "The Gay Way") and would be ashamed. This way (being shot in the face) it's really hard to identify who was killed (cause you fuck up the face and the dental records and stuff) so everyone is happy cause they can continue believing that their "Strange Son" just went on a really long holiday or something and "wont be coming back anytime soon".

Hence no shame brought upon the family.

i.e. It's all good!

etc



Wow.. that makes it ALL better then..

Wait.. no.. I was wrong.. YOU ARE AN EVEN BIGGER RETARDED FUCK THAN I THOUGHT.

Goood fucking lord people like you seriously make me sick in that you actually think that way and don't pause for one second to think that maybe you are a FUCKING IDIOT.

I'm too stunned by your absolute stupidity to say much more than I really hope you leave this site and not come back, because... well, it's pretty obvious why.

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 12:07 PM

quote:
Originally Posted by the Queer Lover descolada
I was wrong.


The Prosecution rests its case Your Honour.

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JrnymnNate
April 18, 2002 12:12 PM

I don't get it.

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 12:21 PM

quote:
I don't get it.

If it's the only way you will get "it" never be ashamed to pay for sex.

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JrnymnNate
April 18, 2002 12:23 PM

quote:
quote:
Originally Posted by the Queer Lover descolada
I was wrong.


The Prosecution rests its case Your Honour.

quote:
quote:
I don't get it.

If it's the only way you will get "it" never be ashamed to pay for sex.

Now I'm even more confused.

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 12:33 PM

quote:
Now I'm even more confused.

Not in a sexual way though?!

Right?!

I mean you're not one of "Them" are you?

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JrnymnNate
April 18, 2002 12:46 PM

quote:
I mean you're not one of "Them" are you?

An alien?

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 12:54 PM

No, not an Alien.

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JrnymnNate
April 18, 2002 1:01 PM

Oh thank god I thought you had caught on there.

Unfortunatly I'll have to kill you and everyone that read this thread now.

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DH-01
April 18, 2002 1:21 PM

Continuing my tradition of comic-bashing anyone I don't like...

66490

You're famous, Zero_Intelligence. Smile for the birdie.

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TheElPaso
April 18, 2002 1:22 PM

OK, you can kill me by shooting me in the face twice using bullets (not cum).

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andydougan
April 18, 2002 2:55 PM

Shiny things are pretty.

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boorite
April 18, 2002 2:59 PM

quote:
Who better to give it to him than..

~Boorite! Inventor of the Sodomizer 5000~



Bunner invented the Sodomizer, I think. Or ObiJo. That is, or ObiJo invented it, not bunner invented ObiJo.

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andydougan
April 18, 2002 3:04 PM

I invented kramer_vs_kramer.

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Zero_Entropy
April 18, 2002 4:32 PM

I invented half of the problems Deirdre answers every day on her Agony Aunt page in "The Sun".

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crabby
April 18, 2002 8:16 PM

What the hell are you talking about?

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skagg
April 19, 2002 4:51 AM

hmmm, now i know what adam was on about when he said there was some fag called skagg posting

time for a chage of password methinks

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descolada99
April 19, 2002 11:26 AM

I just can't deal with people like this. I can't understand why anyone is like this...

I'm totally at a loss. I'm out though, gonna ignore this little punk and hope he goes away. Please Do Not Feed The Trolls. We need that at the top of the forum.

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Zero_Entropy
April 19, 2002 3:22 PM

I cannot believe how close-minded you are descolada.

Can you not even entertain the thought, for even a second, that being Gay is wrong?

If that's the case you are a poor excuse for a human being.

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 12:49 AM

quote:
Can you not even entertain the thought, for even a second, that being Gay is wrong?

Can you not even entertain the thought, for even a second, that being Gay is right?

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dcomposed
April 20, 2002 12:51 AM

read the bible folks.
homosexuality is a sin.

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Zero_Entropy
April 20, 2002 7:34 AM

quote:
Can you not even entertain the thought, for even a second, that being Gay is right?

There was this one time I was in a Pub and this Guy came up to me and asked me to have sex with him. I said "No, because i am not Gay because it is disgusting and against God.". He was really embarrassed and minced off.

I read in the Newspaper 3 days later that he had died from AIDS the night before.

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Bluebexq
April 20, 2002 8:23 AM

quote:
There was this one time I was in a Pub and this Guy came up to me and asked me to have sex with him. I said "No, because i am not Gay because it is disgusting and against God.". He was really embarrassed and minced off.

I read in the Newspaper 3 days later that he had died from AIDS the night before.



What? So this guy, you had never ever seen before, approaches you in a pub (which sounds unlikely unless you were trawling gay bars). You tell him to bugger off and he does.

Then 3 days later, you read in a newspaper that he had died from AIDS the night before. The night-before what? Which night?

Anyway, given that you had never seen him before (as far as you mention), and didn't appear to have a conversation with him to obtain his personal details, how did you know that it was him who died?

Anyway, the last stages of AIDS would generally leave you too bedridden to go to your front door let alone a pub.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 20, 2002 8:24 AM

quote:
There was this one time I was in a Pub and this Guy came up to me and asked me to have sex with him. I said "No, because i am not Gay because it is disgusting and against God.". He was really embarrassed and minced off.

I read in the Newspaper 3 days later that he had died from AIDS the night before.



Does that mean he was like a zombie when he tried to chat you up?

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Zero_Entropy
April 20, 2002 8:31 AM

quote:
What? So this guy, you had never ever seen before, approaches you in a pub (which sounds unlikely unless you were trawling gay bars). You tell him to bugger off and he does.

Then 3 days later, you read in a newspaper that he had died from AIDS the night before. The night-before what? Which night?

Anyway, given that you had never seen him before (as far as you mention), and didn't appear to have a conversation with him to obtain his personal details, how did you know that it was him who died?

Anyway, the last stages of AIDS would generally leave you too bedridden to go to your front door let alone a pub.



You're looking at the detail and missing the entire moral of the story.

I mean for fucks sake Jesus used anaolgies too and you didnt have people trying to pick holes in his stories now did you?!

Now just imagine that i'm Jesus. The moral of the story is:

HOMO'S DIE OF AIDS!

Also it was 2 days after i "met" him that he "died".

'tard

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wirthling
April 20, 2002 8:34 AM

Please take your thoughts about homosexuality to the Fights Go Here forum and give those of us who don't give a flying fuck what you think about it a break. Please.

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Zero_Entropy
April 20, 2002 10:57 AM

quote:
Please take your thoughts about homosexuality to the Fights Go Here forum and give those of us who don't give a flying fuck what you think about it a break. Please.

wirthling sucks

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fuzzyman
April 20, 2002 11:40 AM

quote:
wirthling sucks
...but Zero_Entropy swallows.

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DexX
April 20, 2002 11:56 AM

I just love how tiny-minded little bigots who don't give a shit about anyone around them and wouldn't think twice about what God would want them to do in any circumstance suddenly start Bible-thumping when homosexuality is mentioned. "The Bible says homosexuality is wrong!" Yeah, it also says premarital sex is wrong, but that doesn't stop you trying to get a root out of every woman your meet, does it you fucking moron?

Jesus said to love everyone, forgive everyone who does anything bad to you, don't succumb to revenge, and to worry about your own soul before you go pointing fingers at other people. How about you try acting like a Christian before you go invoking the name of Christ?

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andydougan
April 20, 2002 4:12 PM

quote:
You're looking at the detail and missing the entire moral of the story.

I mean for fucks sake Jesus used anaolgies too and you didnt have people trying to pick holes in his stories now did you?!



No, you said this literally happened to you. It wasn't supposed to be analagous. What's the point of telling silly made-up anecdotes to try to convince people? I could just as easily invent a story to support the flat Earth theory.

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 4:26 PM

quote:
I could just as easily invent a story to support the flat Earth theory.
Come on now Andy, everyone knows the Earth is a perfect cube!

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Drexle
April 20, 2002 11:26 PM

quote:
quote:
I could just as easily invent a story to support the flat Earth theory.
Come on now Andy, everyone knows the Earth is a perfect cube!

BAZILLA HAS DISCOVERED THE WONDER OF TIME CUBE! HE NOW KNOWS THE FOUR CORNER ASPECTS OF THE FOUR CORNERS WORLD!

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Zero_Entropy
April 22, 2002 11:29 AM

quote:
Jesus said to love everyone, forgive everyone who does anything bad to you, don't succumb to revenge, and to worry about your own soul before you go pointing fingers at other people.

That was just another one of Jesus's stories.

It's pure fantasy.

You're not supposed to take that part seriously.

I mean if it was true then God wouldn't have told all of the Western European Nobility (ie the Kings ... Kings being God's vassle on Earth and all) to go and kill those fuckin' sand niggers during the Crusades and stuff.

I mean the Crusades PROVE that Jesus didnt really mean the stuff about love and that cause if he did then God wouldn't have "ordered" the Crusades if "love" was his new "masterplan".

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 22, 2002 1:28 PM

I have a penis.

Money cant buy one of those.

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Bazilla
April 22, 2002 1:33 PM

quote:
I have a penis.

Money cant buy one of those.


I dunno, nowadays, what with science and all, they could probably clone one and sell it, ask Spankling, I'm sure he'll know.

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DexX
April 23, 2002 6:50 AM

Okay everyone, time to stop talking to the troll.

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wenisinfurs
April 23, 2002 10:35 AM

This is how I read that exchange.

66898

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Zero_Entropy
April 23, 2002 11:50 AM

quote:
This is how I read that exchange.

66898



I really am close to tears.

"Honestly!"

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