OK, here's your friggin' rules. Get'm while they're hot...

1. Use any character, background, prop, etc.

2. Include a reference to a Monty Python character, skit, or member. I will also accept a Monty Python-like theme if you don't want to use a specific character or sketch. If you don't know anything about Monty Python, then you are a sorry-ass loser and have no chance in this contest. So sad, buh-bye.

3. Gabe Billings will not be the winner of the contest, no matter how funny his comic is. I don't know exactly why this is a rule of this contest. It just is. Sorry, Gabe. I must obey the voices.

This contest will end Sunday (4/8) night at midnight EDT...

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I thought this would be a good time to post some older comics I thought people might find amusing...

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Flattery will get you nowhere. Except into my pants, that is...

Eewww.... that's the last place I'd wanna be.

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Comic Contest rules update:

If the Monty Python thing is too difficult, I will also accept "why wirthling sucks" as an alternate theme. I would still prefer the Monty Python theme, but I will consider "wirthling sucks" entries. Also, you can submit multiple "wirthling sucks" entries if you want.

Gabe is still gonna lose, though.

Ah, to be a god...

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we should all hold off from submitting entries. Then wirthling will only have 2 choices:

a.) Choose one of gabe's entries, or

b.) Choose his own entry.

If a.) occurs, wirthling will surely shit himself with anger.

If b.) happens, wirthling will have to judge another contest, which he so enjoys.

It's foolproof! Stay strong men, no one cross the picket line.

(Taintwrangler, eh?)

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A trumpet and a hooker are in a bar. The trumpet walks up to the hooker and says blow me.

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ObiJo and a donkey are in a bar. ObiJo walks up to the donkey and says ________ __.

Man, the whole world is against me. First fishoutofbeer misses my entry and disqualifies me from the previous contest, and now wirthling the anti-christ has decided to ban me from this one. I'm sure at the root of all this is some dastardly plot to steal all of our socks. That just the kind of twisted idea that sick puppy would come up with.

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Sadly, it wasn't until after the comic was complete that it was discovered that the Knight Who Says "neep" was really wirthling.

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ObiJo and a donkey are in a bar. ObiJo walks up to the donkey and says ________ __.

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It's got Python and a commentary of wirthling ass-suckiness, so there.

And Obi, I'm sorry, but I couldn't run the risk of wirthling winning again. My hamster would never forgive me.

I am still in denial that I am phenominally bad at these contests. Nor am I boycotting because Wirthling is playing God. *I* want to play God, too!

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Wait a minute. No, you're right, I said you couldn't follow the rules which was untrue. I guess I just liked some other comics better. Sue me.

BTW--your latest berate wirthling comics have left me in stitches. Although I believe wirthling will make true on his promise to vote you the loser.

No problem. Losing I can handle. I just didn't want you to think I couldn't follow the rules. Which I can.

Unless wirthling made them. In which case it doesn't matter if I follow them or not because he's a poo head.

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Although I believe wirthling will make true on his promise to vote you the loser.

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Jesus Cripes, look at all of gabe's strips! Do you really have a job?? OK, well, the asshole is back for one last post, then it's off to pursue life and fine arts degrees. See y'all.

OK, I decided that the "Gabe can't win" rule was a bit unfair, so, being god and all, I have repealed that rule. But Gabe loses anyway. HAHAHA!

Without further ado, the winner is...

Scyess!

I am one of those geeks who loves to quote Monty Python, so I got a kick out of being skewered like that.

Take it away, Scyess...

P.S. Based on the low participation rate in this contest, I take it that my contest rules sucked. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do NOT pick me as a winner. If you do, I will make the rules suck even worse next time. You have been warned.

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I think only wirthling can appreciate just how much I must have liked this comic idea to post it.