... if you had the option of it happening would anyone here like to be Peter Stringfellow?

This would occur say because the Governemnt wanted to kill Stringy but felt the Public Outcry after his death would be too problematic so they decided to kill him but replace him with a look-a-like i.e. you ... you would have to have cosmetic surgery etc to look like him and you would have to act like him even to the extent of keeping the hair"style".

PROS

- Own a Stripclub.
- Be surrounded by "Beautiful Ladies" all the time.
- Have sex with said "Beautiful Ladies" all the time.
- Have lots of money.

CONS
- EVERYONE thinks you're a twat.
- No fashion sense.
- The "Beautiful Ladies" who surround you and have sex with you etc only do so because they're paid to do so.
- You are Peter Stringfellow.

I've tried to figure out what id do but cant decide.

So would anyone be interested?

Do I have to have a mullet?

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Do I have to have a mullet?

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It is a tought decision. It's like, would you have sex with the Corrs if you had to have sex with them ALL, including Man-Corr? And in what order?

If he was first, I'd do it. It'd be like eating your pickled beets, then the filet mignon, the caesar salad and the cheesecake. As long as you get the nasty stuff out of the way first, hopefully the taste won't linger in your mouth.

You have described the dilema exactly Kramer.

I think i might "become Stringy" but if i did i think i would drug myself up so i "dont feel anything".

Maybe on Opium or something.

THE PAIN OF WEARING A MULLET IS JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR!