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Jael
April 19, 2002 10:13 AM

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Bazilla
April 19, 2002 10:23 AM

I knew Jesus was apparently black, living in the hot country that he did, it's more than likely.

And well, you can only geuss that paradise would be hot therefore Adam and Eve being black, so how the hell do white people exist?

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descolada99
April 19, 2002 11:11 AM

That is incredibly cool. I don't miss havign cable except for stuff like that on Discover, and the History channel, and TLC and all those cool channels.

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boorite
April 19, 2002 11:29 AM

Most of the time, you can give the commercial "educational" channels a miss anyway. It's mostly WWII, true crime, big structures, and the fashion industry. Typical show: The Rape and Murder of the Runway Models on the Lost Supsension Bridges of Hitler.

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fuzzyman
April 20, 2002 11:48 AM

They show so much WWII stuff on the History Channel that they should call it The Hitler Channel. I thino of that every time I see the big "H" in the corner of the screen. All Hitler, all the time!

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JrnymnNate
April 20, 2002 4:02 PM

Jesus was a brother yo.

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fuzzyman
April 20, 2002 6:25 PM

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DexX
April 21, 2002 12:37 AM

No, I don't think he was black, as in African. He most likely would have had a moderately dark complexion, and looked like a modern-day Palestinian or Arab.

...and I strongly doubt he would have had dreadlocks...

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Bazilla
April 22, 2002 10:08 AM

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...and I strongly doubt he would have had dreadlocks...
Why not? He *is* God's son, surely his own father who created the unicerse would let his son have dreadlocks.

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Jael
April 22, 2002 10:24 AM

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...and I strongly doubt he would have had dreadlocks...
Why not? He *is* God's son, surely his own father who created the unicerse would let his son have dreadlocks.

AND let him smoke a little herb at 4:20 :)

Actually, I watched that special...very very very cool! They literally filmed across the planet as the tribes moved..showing how the climate and time (as in the mtdna lines) were lightened as they came into cooler climates. I actually learned more about melanin's and vitamin d and how sunlight works on the various races. Of course I cackled when they mentioned that this disproves and rewrites a lot of European history. Not to mention the irony that white "slavers" in the America's, were actually descended from the same African's they enslaved....I bet General Lee is turning mach 5 about now.....

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descolada99
April 22, 2002 1:33 PM

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They show so much WWII stuff on the History Channel that they should call it The Hitler Channel. I thino of that every time I see the big "H" in the corner of the screen. All Hitler, all the time!



Yeah, but one of my hobbies, I guess you could call it, is WWII history. I'm currently reading Winston Churchill's 6 volume set of books on WWII. They're a good read, by the way.

SO yeah, I admit it, I like the History Channel. And I like TLC. When I was laid off, I was constantly watching Daytime TLC (with Dating Story, Trading SPaces and all that crap)

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evil_d
April 22, 2002 2:50 PM

66813

Not an original joke. But I've been looking for an excuse to use it.

That's the truth about the History Channel. They're always showing something called "Hitler's Women"; I'm not sure if they keep rerunning the same thing or if they've made a series out of it. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure I'll get plenty more chances to.

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KajunFirefly
April 22, 2002 5:45 PM

I don't believe in Jesus, sorry.

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DexX
April 23, 2002 1:30 AM

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I don't believe in Jesus, sorry.
Well, that's too bad. I'm just going to have to torture you until you do!

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