"The Balled of the Conquest of the Trolls of Stripcreator"
Long ago, way back before Obi sprung
there was a troll, whose name brought us visions of dung
his name was Deisel, and for reasons we don't know now
he stunk up the site, leaving nothing but filth which did smell so foul.
So we sprayed him with pledge,
to which he melted quickly, only to return with panache
for a troll that is, because he did something new
he returned after we had smashed him into a buttercup squash.
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Then next, suddenly he came uppon us
Bazilla his name, and Grammer was his game
he tourterd the sentances, venecular and comma,
all without the usual typical newbie flame
Like a foul creature risen from the sea
a radioactive monster that from which none can flee
he was unescapable, subertive and cruel
until finaly, he chocked on his gruel.
Yes, his english got the best of him
his words ran out of steam
and he was beaten to pieces
in his Judo Club team.
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Then there was was a person| Named Zero Entropy
He was a pissy retared| With a flawed personality
So one day we launched
ourselves to attack
we grabbed a big box,
and a handful of rats
by the time we were done
it hurt him so bad
He was locked in a box| With 17 rats.
The End