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xpacApril 24, 2002 7:52 PM
xpacApril 24, 2002 7:53 PM
Batgirl: It's so big, Mr. Freeze!
DrexleApril 24, 2002 7:55 PM
Don't those idiots know that's not how you get Snow Cream?
dcomposedApril 24, 2002 7:57 PM
dcomposed sits in the snow while his buddys cover his penis in snow. obviosly there was significant shrinkage.
DrexleApril 24, 2002 7:59 PM
... and frostbite.
dcomposedApril 24, 2002 8:05 PM
and asiangirl bite.
DexXApril 24, 2002 9:26 PM
- ...but then the sun came out and made it go flaccid.
- Rub it long enough, and you'll get ice cream!
- A scene from the new X-rated gay porn remake of The Fantastic Voyage.
- K2 may have been conquered, but for these interpid extreme sports enthusiasts, P2 was the next big thing...
KajunFireflyApril 25, 2002 2:17 AM
After starring as the magical Snowman in the classic Christmas cartoon "The Snowman", George spiralled into a world of sex and drugs, eventually making cheap amatuer gay porn, just to pay the bills.
booriteApril 25, 2002 8:44 AM
The Big Snow Dick.
Kevin_Keegans_PermApril 25, 2002 11:32 AM
"Despite constant rebuttals from Cyclops , Iceman remained the joker of the X-Men"
kaufmanApril 25, 2002 11:40 AM
- "It's true! They do retract in the cold!"
- The iceman getteth excited.
- Why the Ladies' golf tour now goes to Alaska.
- ...And this is the snotum, and this is the glace, and this is the frozekin, and this is the brrrrethra
- spermafrost.
andydouganApril 25, 2002 11:53 AM
Why do all the stupid people have wrestling references in their signatures?
TheElPasoApril 25, 2002 1:38 PM
The iceman cummeth.
xpacApril 25, 2002 4:02 PM
Oh man, I've got a big erection!
xpacApril 25, 2002 4:04 PM
quote:Why do all the stupid people have wrestling references in their signatures?What a coincidence, I have a wrestling reference in my signature too!
quote:Why do all the stupid people have wrestling references in their signatures?
