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Zero_Entropy
April 25, 2002 11:57 AM

I think it's time everyone around here admitted that i am the saviour of this forum.

The simple childrens rhyme below awknowledges my greatness:

Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairy chest
(Fourth the Golden Eagle)

A well known fact is that children never lie so as this is a children's rhyme recited by children it's obvious i AM a hero.

Another well known fact is that if you are a hero then you are a saviour too allows me to feel confident enough to "rest my case".

The thinly veiled suggestion in the rhyme that someone called "Zero" has almost mystical powers in his ability to make a woman quickly reach orgasm during sexual intercourse should not be overlooked either.

Only petty minded miscreants would argue otherwise.

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wenisinfurs
April 25, 2002 12:13 PM

It would be easier to agree if you said it
in the form of a comic, and not just a rambling
bawk. This is a forum for COMIC STRIPS after all.

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Bazilla
April 25, 2002 2:04 PM

Kids lie! All the fucking time, they're covered in paint "Billy, have you been playing with the paint?"
"No mum", and the mother just goes "Awwww, he's so cute", then gets the camera out and starts taking pictures, rewarding the kids for lying.

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Drexle
April 25, 2002 2:11 PM

So you hate children is that it, Bazilla? Children are our future!!! How dare you speak ill of those precious angels?!

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Bazilla
April 25, 2002 2:19 PM

Speaking to someone with a Frank Sinatra sig, and someone that thinks highly of Karen Carpenter's angelic voice, the future is going to suck, and if children are the future, then the chldren suck.

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KajunFirefly
April 25, 2002 2:30 PM

I read that post Bazilla, but all I could hear in my head was the noise of two balloons rubbing together.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 25, 2002 2:34 PM

Sorry, I'll try and keep it down.

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boorite
April 25, 2002 2:38 PM

Zero, you idiot, it should be obvious we mean the opposite of what we say.

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Zero_Entropy
April 25, 2002 3:25 PM

quote:
Zero, you idiot, it should be obvious we mean the opposite of what we say.

I'm reminded of the "I lie all the time paradox".

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KajunFirefly
April 25, 2002 4:04 PM

I'm not.

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cockmaster_zero
April 25, 2002 7:21 PM

Damn you entropy!
I am a hero. not you.
leave this place and never return.

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Bazilla
April 25, 2002 11:25 PM

Oh great, someone else claiming they're god, just what we need, don't they realise we have Brad?

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Zero_Entropy
April 26, 2002 10:01 AM

quote:
Oh great, someone else claiming they're god, just what we need, don't they realise we have Brad?

But but but Brad sucks.

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DH-01
April 26, 2002 10:39 AM

Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!

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Zero_Entropy
April 26, 2002 11:08 AM

quote:
Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!



you are so american

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JrnymnNate
April 26, 2002 1:28 PM

quote:
quote:
Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!



you are so american
You got a problem with that?

Am3rika OWNZ j00

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Drexle
April 26, 2002 1:46 PM

quote:
quote:
Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!



you are so american

Careful, our pilots may "accidentally" bomb you guys' soldiers next time.

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Zero_Entropy
April 26, 2002 4:36 PM

quote:
Careful, our pilots may "accidentally" bomb you guys' soldiers next time.

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.

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Drexle
April 26, 2002 4:41 PM

quote:
quote:
Careful, our pilots may "accidentally" bomb you guys' soldiers next time.

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.



Eh? What's this? You're responding seriously to a stupid and innane joke of a post? What a tosser!

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wirthling
April 26, 2002 4:44 PM

quote:
quote:
quote:
Careful, our pilots may "accidentally" bomb you guys' soldiers next time.

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.



Eh? What's this? You're responding seriously to a stupid and innane joke of a post? What a tosser!

Nah, he's still "testing" us to "find out" who is "decent," or some such nonsense.

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Zero_Entropy
April 26, 2002 4:50 PM

quote:
Nah, he's still "testing" us to "find out" who is "decent," or some such nonsense.

After my initial experience with this forum i decided that trying to find "decent" folk here was asking a "bit too much".

Consequently if you are "rated" a "fuckin stupid twat" or above on my "scale" you have now become "alright" in my book.

Purely for SC comparative purposes only of course.

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djsparkydog
April 26, 2002 6:08 PM

Again with the shoggoth-be-damned quotation marks.

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