I know all of you are completely disappointed, but tomorrow I will be moving to my mother's place. She doesn't have a computer, she thinks they're evil and that I'll use it to look at porn 22 hours a day. She's so crazy. Anyways, I don't know how long I'll be gone, could be a day, could be a year, could be whenever a certain forum-user whose name rhymes with a popular web browser creates a funny comic, but keep your eyes out for a PLOG!, because you know what that means....

Sorry that I'm too lazy to create yet another better-than-every-other-comic-at-the=site-combined comic, but I captioned a lot of the pictures and unlike Tom Green they are funny!

No, really...

And I promise that I won't come back tomorrow. This is because I am not leaving due to a sudden distaste for the website or because an Austrailian out-argued me, but the whole mom thing.

(By the way if you are reading this and having sex with my mom you would be advised to leave!)

Oh, and I still think you all are gray. Or whatever my big insult was.

~pac

but I dont want to be gray!
I can't think of my name rhyming with any web browser so you must have been talking about someone else. or I just don't get it.

Don't you get it? He's talking about Mr Binternet Bexplorer

Only now, at the end, do I understand that xpac really was a funny bastard. That farewell message cracked me up no less than three times, and the dead-image signoff was brilliant.

Come back soon, xpac.

... heh. Hurry back, or you'll miss the lynching!

I always thought xpac was kind of funny, the thread insulting us was brilliant. But all the posting in the Caption Mountain forum yesterday left me wishing he would go away.

Now, DexX says he likes him, I'm not sure what to think, please DexX, tell me what I'm supposed to believe, what with me having no original thought and all.

The Great DexX decrees that today you will think...

*shakes Eight-ball*

Urrr... The outlook is uncertain.

Will xpac ever come back? When will it happen? I'm so uncertain!

What a good little brainslave you are, Daniel...

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tomorrow I will be moving to my mother's place.

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I am proud to be 2 of the 8 people on xpacs favorite strippers list.

and he copied my acomplishments thing. thats one more acomplishment for me.