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Zero_Entropy
April 26, 2002 4:32 PM

Along with their birthdate and any other information they feel would be useful in my task of trying to track them down SO I CAN PISS ON THEIR GRAVE WHEN THEY DIE!

Thank-you.

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dcomposed
April 26, 2002 5:45 PM

Will Bruce.
born 28 november 1986.
I live in Frankston (near melbourne, in australia). at number 14 screen street.
97661139 be the home phone number.
0402307331 be thy mobile/cell phone.

that should make it easier to track me down and piss on while Im still alive.
thats my real adress and everything up there.
what are you gonna do? drop a bomb on my house?

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fuzzyman
April 26, 2002 7:09 PM

Ruprecht Placentamint
69 Weigh Way
Hoboken, New Jersey 19672

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Jael
April 26, 2002 7:21 PM

Gabe Billings
123 Bungdroppers Lane
Eugene, OR 14995
867-5309

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DexX
April 26, 2002 9:52 PM

Salman Rushdie
The Ayatollah's Armit
666 Fatwar Lane
Irajikistan

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Bluebexq
April 27, 2002 1:02 AM

Ethel the Aardvark
Goes Quantity Surveying

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Bazilla
April 27, 2002 1:22 AM

Bazilla = Baz = Barry (I'll let you all gasp in amazement for a while)

30 June 1987 That's 14 years, count them, 14 going on 45.

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KajunFirefly
April 27, 2002 3:46 AM

Your mum just calls me "Sperm Lord", and if you really want to try and take me down, you can usually find me on top of her, any night of the week.

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Zero_Entropy
April 27, 2002 7:08 AM

quote:
Your mum just calls me "Sperm Lord", and if you really want to try and take me down, you can usually find me on top of her, any night of the week.

56714

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andydougan
April 27, 2002 7:12 AM

Rupert Murdoch
42 Cherry Lane
The Seventh Circle
Hell

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Bazilla
April 27, 2002 7:15 AM

I'm quite sure Kajun knew she was dead at the time.

Anyway what does PLD even mean?

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DexX
April 27, 2002 7:30 AM

Please Let me Die?

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Zero_Entropy
April 27, 2002 7:35 AM

quote:
Please Let me Die?

"Please Let me Die me" ????????????

WINING GRAMMUR FROM DexX!!!!!!!!!!!

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andydougan
April 27, 2002 7:37 AM

What? Are you high?

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Zero_Entropy
April 27, 2002 7:46 AM

quote:
What? Are you high?

Unfortunately no.

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boorite
April 27, 2002 10:03 AM

Could you leave your real lips "here?"

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JrnymnNate
April 27, 2002 1:12 PM

Kenneth A. Kaufman
703-993-1709
Lat: 38 deg 49' 45" N, Long: 77 deg 18' 20" W

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kaufman
April 27, 2002 6:58 PM

Stalking is the best form of flattery.

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dcomposed
April 27, 2002 7:40 PM

[dickhead]Am I the only one who left the real detalis here?[/dickhead]

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fuzzyman
April 27, 2002 8:44 PM

What makes you think that Ruprecht Placentamint isn't my real name? My great-great-Grandfather, Malachi Placentamint, was the first male midwife. He invented the mints for which he is named... "Placentamints: Keeps a Uterus Smelling Clean and Fresh!" No doubt you've seen our commercials on late-night cable TV.

It's a proud name, with an honorabe family history, and I'm insulted that you don't think it's real. My grandfather, Jeremiah Placentamint, must be rolling in his grave.

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JrnymnNate
April 27, 2002 9:10 PM

Shut up Chris :-)

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KajunFirefly
April 28, 2002 6:00 AM

quote:
thats my real adress and everything up there.
what are you gonna do? drop a bomb on my house?
That's honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen dcomposed post, bravo young man.

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dcomposed
April 28, 2002 6:13 AM

For reasons beyond my control, you aproval means more to me than than my waffle iron.
I am happy now. happy happy happy.
ahhh, to bad I was being serious when I wrote that.

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skagg
April 28, 2002 6:29 AM

im gonna post something to you fersher

maybe some skidmarked underwear

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dcomposed
April 28, 2002 6:49 AM

send me some skidmarked underwear.
that would kick ass.

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Zero_Entropy
April 28, 2002 7:14 AM

quote:
send me some skidmarked underwear.
that would kick ass.

Skuddies wipe ass they dont kick it.

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JrnymnNate
April 28, 2002 5:56 PM

quote:
skidmarked underwear

Is this like dirty underwear with a poop streak?

And more importantly, is dcomposed a coprophilliac? Is that why he's excited by that prospect?

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dcomposed
April 28, 2002 8:10 PM

actually I would just be excited by getting some mail.

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fuzzyman
April 29, 2002 3:47 AM

quote:
Shut up Chris :-)
Sure, destoy the grand illusion of the great Placentamint family.

Actually, if I could figure out how to do it in comics, I have a whole backlog of stories about the imaginary President Chestal B. Hayes. (A 19th-century Mormon President of the U.S. who's administration was so scandalous that all records of it were destroyed).

He circumvented Congress by hiring an army of pirates to annex Rhode Island.

But Rhode Island was already was already part of the United States, you say?

That was his fatal mistake...

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Zero_Entropy
April 29, 2002 11:19 AM

It is truly a sad day when a community found on the internet refuses to inform a person of their real details so that said person can urinate on said communities said graves upon said deaths.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 29, 2002 6:41 PM

My name is NOT David.

And Zero_Entropy is NOT called Alan.

I think thats enough info for one night.

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andydougan
April 29, 2002 6:59 PM

And where does Z_E not live? And what isn't his phone number?

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DH-01
April 30, 2002 8:21 AM

Since you asked so nicely...

Rupert J. Asphinctersayswhat
1000 Cramrod Lane
Bunghill, Florida 33404

or, if you wanna reach me through my webpage, go here.

^_^

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dcomposed
April 30, 2002 8:25 PM

your webpage creation skills are astounding.
I like the content too.

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DH-01
May 1, 2002 6:25 AM

Why thank you!

I try my best. ^_^

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Zero_Entropy
May 1, 2002 9:07 AM

quote:
And where does Z_E not live? And what isn't his phone number?

I do NOT live at:

189 Byres Road

My phone number is NOT:

0141 310 5468

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JrnymnNate
May 1, 2002 10:36 AM

The internet tells me that's the adress of a cafe called the Tinderbox, located in Glasgow.

I'm not sure about the number.

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bunnerabb
June 9, 2002 1:36 PM

Arthur St. Bastard
A Round bar on a small Island
USA

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TheBlairZip
June 10, 2002 9:28 AM

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Suite 400
2635 Century Parkway, Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia 30345-3112
(404) 679-9000

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A_Chicka
June 10, 2002 10:41 AM

What do I care? By the end of the week I won't even live here...

Gia Lewis
203 Bubba Ct.
St. Louis, MO

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DexX
June 10, 2002 11:47 AM

I did that on a newsgroup once. We were moving, so I posted my soon-to-be-non-existent phone number in order to shut up a troll. A minor troll actually called me, and *gasp* improved his behaviour after realising that all this text was the work of genuine human beings, but the real troll claimed he called it and got a recorded message saying it was invalid. Coward...

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boorite
June 11, 2002 7:51 AM

Bubba Ct. is to good to be real.

"Today on Bubba Court, it's The Case of the Air Compressor what Got Stole out of My Truck in Broad Daylight."

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JrnymnNate
June 11, 2002 8:02 AM

Chicka, I stoped by your apartment and you wern't there. I hate that!

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A_Chicka
June 11, 2002 9:32 AM

quote:
Chicka, I stoped by your apartment and you wern't there. I hate that!

That's because I'm still living in the trailer.

quote:
Bubba Ct. is to good to be real.

It's true. The landlady (who I rent my trailer from) is as alcoholic and white trash as they come. When they had to change the name of our roads, due to 911 saying houses and trailers can not be on the same road, she named the roads Bubba Ct. (for her brother), Staat Ct. (for her maiden name), and Bogad Ct. (for her new last name). The address I gave you is incorrect, which, if you came up here, you'd know that. I live on one of those streets, but it's not Bubba. And I live 21 miles south of St. Louis.

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KajunFirefly
June 11, 2002 9:37 AM

Then, who's trailer was I in last night?

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flickguy
June 11, 2002 10:44 AM

quote:
Then, who's trailer was I in last night?
I'd have to guess it belonged to Andy's maw.

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KajunFirefly
June 11, 2002 12:04 PM

That would explain the warts on my penis.

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boorite
June 11, 2002 12:12 PM

Your Honor, the Prosecution calls its first witness: Bubba Staat-Bogad.

OH
MY
GOD.

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evil_d
June 13, 2002 9:17 AM

quote:
"Today on Bubba Court, it's The Case of the Air Compressor what Got Stole out of My Truck in Broad Daylight."
I just want you to know I'm still laughing about this.

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Professor_Murda
June 16, 2002 2:17 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht
302 Regent Street
London W1B 3HH. UK

+44 (0)1924 216612

Glad to be of service.

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