I found this surfin for images to edit with the contests....

Only thing is, theres something 5bil times better here in conneticut... believe it or not, on the merit parkway(rt 15)(I think) there's a sign that says

GAYLORD REHAB CENTER
(next exit or something)

It's in middlesex ct.

I gotta get a pic of that sign.

I suppose that might have been really funny when I was a teenager.

So... a pie drive is when you sell a whole lot of pies to raise money for charity...

What... *ponder* What precisely is a gay drive, then?

It's not that. Look carefully at the mirror, bottom of the picture. Upper right corner, it sort of looks like a face ... more specifically, the face of the boy who was brutally murdered at that corner in 1977 ...

It gets worse. You know how objects in mirror are closer than they appear? Well, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

One of the funnier "official" signs I've seen is on I-12 (or maybe it's I-10) east of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. It's an exit marked:

BAPTIST
PUMPKIN CENTER

I'd driven past it many times and kind of gotten used to it, but when my wife saw it for the first time, she was very vocal regarding her puzzlement. "I don't get it. Is it where the Baptists go for pumpkins, or what?"

She got pretty worked up about it, actually.

Bill was pissed. He`d been at the corner of Gay Drive and Conservative Way for nearly an hour, and not one damn fistfight.

`Mom, going straight just isn`t an option.`

Citizens were outraged at the street`s name. It took 3 months, myriad public hearings, and more than one threatening phonecall to a city councilperson, but they finally got it changed to Gay Avenue.

`Here it is kids! The street with the world`s highest concentration of manholes!`

Not surprisingly, Gay Drive was at the bottom of the state`s adopt-a-highway list.

Litterers will be sodomized.

I don`t understand. The turkish bath should be right here.

High up, Conneticut`s gay tree people waited for the appointed time when they would lead the First Wave.

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`Here it is kids! The street with the world`s highest concentration of manholes!`

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One of the funnier "official" signs I've seen is on I-12 (or maybe it's I-10) east of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. It's an exit marked:

BAPTIST
PUMPKIN CENTER

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Gay road signs never get any respect....My cousin is a gay road sign!

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Somewhere out west we saw:
ANACONDA
OPPORTUNITY

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Ha ha ha!