Forum archives » Comic Competitions » CC120 - Anarchy in the CC

andydougan
May 23, 2002 1:55 PM

The Queen visited my town today to promote her Golden Jubilee. I was going to go and lob petrol bombs at her, but I was too scared of getting caught. However, should she choose to enter this competition, she will find the tables turned.

In this contest, you may join the herd and obey my fascist rules, or be insubordinate and disobey them. That is, if you adhere to one, you have to adhere to them all, and if you violate one, you must violate them all. Here they are:


  • Say something good about an institution, such as the monarchy, religion, Hollywood or whatever.
  • Use no thought bubbles.
  • Do not make fun of any regulars.
  • Include the White House background at least once.

As ever, multiple entries are welcome, and if you break the rules in one comic, you can comply with them in another. Judging is scheduled for late Sunday or early Monday, provided the site retains functionality.

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BigEvilDan
May 23, 2002 5:11 PM

I guess I\'m still in a Schrodinger mood. Here\'s a comic that both obeys and disobeys, depending on how you look at it.

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NeoVid
May 23, 2002 5:26 PM

The second I saw the name of the contest, I thought of this strip, which just happened to break all the rules.

68923

I wonder if anyone will get the reference in the title.

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kaufman
May 23, 2002 5:54 PM

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kaufman
May 23, 2002 6:16 PM

Good news, because I didn\'t properly parse all the rules, because I misspelled a word, and because I decided to get around the punctuation bug, you get to suffer through this tale again!

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JrnymnNate
May 23, 2002 7:00 PM

Without contractions, we would all be like Comander Data.

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crabby
May 23, 2002 7:19 PM

68947

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dcomposed
May 23, 2002 7:30 PM

68949

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BigEvilDan
May 23, 2002 8:38 PM

68955

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kaufman
May 23, 2002 9:12 PM

68957

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Scyess
May 23, 2002 9:18 PM

My humble entry... alas I could do more but I have to spend the whole weekend away from my computer. The horror!

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And yes, NAMBLA is an institution, according to the dictionary. If you don\\\'t think so, then think of the wonderful institution of pedophilia.

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ObiJo
May 23, 2002 9:56 PM

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ObiJo
May 23, 2002 10:12 PM

I just realized I forgot to make fun of a regular in each one of those. So, to compensate:

wirthling sucks
gabe smells like feet
Big Evil Dan`s real name is Herbert
bunner`s older than Lincoln
Spankling is a closet conservative
DexX has terrible grammar

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If you replace an apostrophe with that little thingy under the tilda you don`t get the backslash.

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ObiJo
May 24, 2002 12:14 AM

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All this work and not one legal entry. I feel like a rapist.

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kaufman
May 24, 2002 6:59 AM

I do believe this one is fully compliant with none of the rules.

69001

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kaufman
May 24, 2002 7:10 AM

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Isocish
May 24, 2002 10:20 AM

I whipped this up without thinking, just like I do with all my other comics, but this one especially.
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ObiJo
May 24, 2002 11:04 AM

69014

Like an alcoholic off the wagon, I'm finding it harder to stop.

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fuzzyman
May 24, 2002 2:03 PM

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TheElPaso
May 24, 2002 2:09 PM

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KajunFirefly
May 24, 2002 4:46 PM

quote:
Don't forget Kajun he's a fucking cunt!
Uh, I actually don't find this as offensive as Fuzzyman claiming that I can't handle my booze.

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fuzzyman
May 24, 2002 4:59 PM

quote:
Uh, I actually don't find this as offensive as Fuzzyman claiming that I can't handle my booze.
Then I have successfuly not complied with Rule #3.

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JrnymnNate
May 24, 2002 8:38 PM

Yawn I'm bored.
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fuzzyman
May 24, 2002 8:58 PM

69072

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A_Chicka
May 26, 2002 8:19 PM

May or may not count, depending on whether or not silicone breasted girls are a good thing...

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andydougan
May 26, 2002 9:16 PM

Mentions to ObiJo, TheElPaso and fuzzyman.

But the winner is...
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Oh, wait. That wasn't actually in it. I suppose I'll give it to Scyess, then.

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fuzzyman
May 27, 2002 5:29 AM

NAMBLA and the Catholic Church. Together again, for the first time!

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Isocish
May 27, 2002 10:21 AM

Off you go Scyess!

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Isocish
May 27, 2002 10:22 AM

Off you go Scyess!

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Scyess
May 28, 2002 1:00 AM

quote:
Oh, wait. That wasn't actually in it. I suppose I'll give it to Scyess, then.

Thanks for the ringing endorsement. I'm flattered almost beyond the near-apathy surrounding my victory.

I've noticed that I seem to win the contest with the fewest legal entrants. Not that I'm complaining... anyway, I've got a real stinker for y'all in the next one...

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