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Scyess
June 1, 2002 12:16 AM

Well... I was sleep-deprived and half unconscious while driving the first hour of my six-hour road trip, when for no apparent reason the irony of dresses occurred to me -- why to women, who DON'T need extra room in that area, get to wear dresses, when men, who (presumably) do need extra space, are forced to wear restrictive pants?

Of course, by the time I turned it into a comic it all degenerated into making fun of Scottish people. (Not that I know the first damned thing about Scottish people.) But I'm still sleep deprived enough not only to make them, but also to post them publicly. Enjoy.

... or not.

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wirthling
June 1, 2002 9:43 AM

Where do I sign to join the mob to lynch the Scottish?

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KajunFirefly
June 1, 2002 10:16 AM

I was at work today, and suddenly I got this cold shiver down my back. I thought it might have been some kind of supernatural force but it turns out it was just you posting this series, Scyess.

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Scyess
June 1, 2002 11:45 AM

Yeah, sorry your "forumusers" avatar guy was the only Scottish-looking person there. BUT you should've thought of that before you allowed your picture to be submitted. I also have to apologize for my horrible attempt to depict a Scottish accent.

However, I will give a little sneak preview into my next series:

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The "props" section needs a better sound effect bubble for someone getting the shit kicked out of them, by the way.

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KajunFirefly
June 1, 2002 12:41 PM

quote:
Yeah, sorry your "forumusers" avatar guy was the only Scottish-looking person there. BUT you should've thought of that before you allowed your picture to be submitted.
I wouldn't worry about it, I asked for my character to be dressed in a kilt because I wanted him to be the butt of many a hilarious Scottish joke.
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I also have to apologize for my horrible attempt to depict a Scottish accent.
Ha, there's like a million different Scottish dialects, as is the same with any country I guess, to be honest, I think they all sound stupid.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
June 2, 2002 9:28 AM

Where do i join the Queue to lynch Wirthling?

And can i join the queue to lynch the french once ive failed to Lynch wirthling because theres no neck to snap on his head , and ive been forced to push him into a meat grinder?

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Scyess
July 4, 2002 12:26 AM

I don't know why, but here's another one.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
July 4, 2002 11:36 AM

Scyess has it in for us. I would make up a comic to respond here , but i have no idea what nationality he is , and clearly , its far more fun just to pick on Wirthling because he sucks.

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kramer_vs_kramer
July 5, 2002 1:12 AM

He also can't tell the difference between a dress and a skirt.

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KajunFirefly
July 5, 2002 12:19 PM

Although I have been known to wear dresses, from time to time.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 5:48 PM

quote:
Well... I was sleep-deprived and half unconscious while driving the first hour of my six-hour road trip, when for no apparent reason the irony of dresses occurred to me -- why to women, who DON'T need extra room in that area, get to wear dresses, when men, who (presumably) do need extra space, are forced to wear restrictive pants?

Of course, by the time I turned it into a comic it all degenerated into making fun of Scottish people. (Not that I know the first damned thing about Scottish people.) But I'm still sleep deprived enough not only to make them, but also to post them publicly. Enjoy.

... or not.



You know, if you had done one comic about Scottish people, or at least made it clear it was a joke, which didn't have such a fucking offensive name and they were actually funny or original I might not have thought you were such a racist cunt, but 8 comics about it is completely over the top and seriously makes you look extremely racist. I think there's some extremely sad people with very serious problems here if you spend your time laughing to yourself while making racist fucking comics that are blatantly not funny. And don't tell me my comics are shite, I deliberately make them excrutiatingly crap and dissapointing. You fucking racist wanker.

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DexX
July 9, 2002 6:16 PM

You're an idiot.

The comics are funny.

Fuck off.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 6:32 PM

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You're an idiot.

I'm an idiot because I find it upsetting when people stereotype and mock my country constantly? I'm sorry if I over reacted to the situation, I really don't want people to dislike me, I just got a bit wound up and I did over use bad language, I don't really think this guy is a cunt, I'm sure he has some reasonable explanation for writing 8 racist comics directed towards Scottish people, I'd be glad if he/she could post it along with an apology of some kind in a mature fashion. I took such offence to the comics because I have, and I know people who have, been threatened or physically attacked (thankfully I'm just the former) because of their race. I don't find racism, humourous or not, to be a laughing matter, but I can excuse the odd joke or two. Of course I'm going to get flamed the Hell off this board for getting offended by the comics, just as I'm sure every other forgotten person who had a different opinion to you did.

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The comics are funny.

In your opinion. Does that mean I have to agree?

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Fuck off.

May I appluad you on your argument. There were some extremely strong points made and great use of wit and humour while still managing not to distract from the main point of the argument. Well done.

Now, back to what I was saying. THE. COMICS. ARE. RACIST.

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DexX
July 9, 2002 6:55 PM

Do you know how many Glaswegians we have here on this site? Last count, I think it was six regulars. That guy in the kilt is a character I drew for one of them. None of these guys ever objected to a bit of good-natured joking around, just as I, an AUstralian, never objected to well-meaning jokes about how I fuck kangaroos and the Americans on the site don't get all uptight about suggestions that they are all gun-toting maniacs who can't spell. The comics above poke some fun at the Scots, sure, but if you had bothered to read them properly you would have noticed that there is no malice and no real racism in them. They make fun of how the rest of the world perceives Scotland as much as the Scottish themselves. Yes, the Scottish national dress for men features what is essentially a skirt. Yes, a traditional Scottish activity is the caber-toss, which basically involved throwing a log as far as you can. Oh, the Scottish accent is impenetrable to many and, frankly, sounds a bit funny (as do most of the world's accents to an outsider).

You have charged in here from the outside, into a community of people who have been chatting in this forum for as long as eighteen months. There is a group dynamic here that you don't understand. If the comics above had indicated any true racist malice, we would not have tolerated them. Racist trolls have come and gone from this site. If you honestly think the comics above are racist, then I honestly think you are an oversensitive wanker, and you really need to relax a bit.

If you don't like it, well... too bad. Go find another online community where the iron fist of political correctness reigns supreme, because it certainly doesn't here.

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BigEvilDan
July 9, 2002 7:12 PM

quote:

...I think there's some extremely sad people with very serious problems here...

...And don't tell me my comics are shite, I deliberately make them excrutiatingly crap and dissapointing...



I think that says all that needs to be said about Mr_Hi.

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evil_d
July 9, 2002 7:22 PM

Am I the only one who's noticed that "Scottish" is not a race?

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 7:23 PM

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and the Americans on the site don't get all uptight about suggestions that they are all gun-toting maniacs who can't spell

Eat lead, you racist mutherfucker.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 7:25 PM

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Do you know how many Glaswegians we have here on this site? Last count, I think it was six regulars. That guy in the kilt is a character I drew for one of them. None of these guys ever objected to a bit of good-natured joking around, just as I, an AUstralian, never objected to well-meaning jokes about how I fuck kangaroos and the Americans on the site don't get all uptight about suggestions that they are all gun-toting maniacs who can't spell.

So because other people who could take offence to them don't, I'm not allowed to???? Well, as a newcomer to this site I was not familiar with all the different quirks on this board. When you come onto a board and the first thing you see is a bunch of racist comics with everybody laughing at them, it is a little worrying and offending, to say the least.

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The comics above poke some fun at the Scots, sure, but if you had bothered to read them properly you would have noticed that there is no malice and no real racism in them. They make fun of how the rest of the world perceives Scotland as much as the Scottish themselves. Yes, the Scottish national dress for men features what is essentially a skirt. Yes, a traditional Scottish activity is the caber-toss, which basically involved throwing a log as far as you can. Oh, the Scottish accent is impenetrable to many and, frankly, sounds a bit funny (as do most of the world's accents to an outsider).

It wasn't so much the content of the comics that offended me, it was the title. It really did seem quite malicious. Yes, I did read the comics, and if they didn't have such a racist title I would have known they were a joke, but with that title it makes them twice as offending.

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You have charged in here from the outside, into a community of people who have been chatting in this forum for as long as eighteen months. There is a group dynamic here that you don't understand. If the comics above had indicated any true racist malice, we would not have tolerated them.

But they did have racist malice!! Saying Fuck The Scottish is racist, whether you like it or not! You might choose to be in denial about the whole thing, but it IS racist. Charged in??? I posted one topic about my comics, admittidly crap, got shrugged off as another dickhead newbie with no respect at all (and also effectively got told to die in the process, something which I, as a suicidal depressive since 5 found pretty upsetting), saw a topic directing racism towards my country and got offended, posted a reply and yet again got shrugged off as another dickhead newbie and got the usual patronising 3 sentence reply that I've seen so many people use (or similiar altered ones) so many times on other message boards. I recommend you have a look at your community as it's almost impossibles for newbies to break into your circle of friends and quirks and maybe try to be more open and respect other people's opinions.

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Racist trolls have come and gone from this site. If you honestly think the comics above are racist, then I honestly think you are an oversensitive wanker, and you really need to relax a bit.

I'm begining to suspect you didn't even read my last post, I said I over-reacted and I am sorry for doing that, I am a little bit touchy to the subject, as I said, because racsm is not unfamiliar to me. I don't think the comics are racist, I think the writer wrote them not realising that they could be offensive, but to be honest the titles really do make me doubt that. Yes I am over-sensitive, extremely, it's not something I like about myself, I'm sorry.

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If you don't like it, well... too bad. Go find another online community where the iron fist of political correctness reigns supreme, because it certainly doesn't here.

No, I'm not going to let one or two incidents affect my views of this place (but I'll probably have forgotton about this site by tomorrow :D), I'm sure you're all very nice people and I hope this has been just one big msunderstanding and the 'fuck the scottish' titles were just a joke that the writer didn't really think about and realise they were actualy racist. I hope you still like me, I really didn't set out here to make enemies, just I got a little offended and annoyed :)

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 7:29 PM

Ha, ha!

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 7:30 PM

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...I think there's some extremely sad people with very serious problems here...

...And don't tell me my comics are shite, I deliberately make them excrutiatingly crap and dissapointing...



I think that says all that needs to be said about Mr_Hi.

I know I've got serious problems, you don't need to rub it in. I said that referring to serious racist problems, but you've snipped things out and made it look like I'm ovr sensitive or stupid or whatever, which I know. Anyway, I don't actually beleive that you're all racist, I really am sorry, I just got kind of sensitive and annoyed, sorry. I shouldn't have called the guy a racist cunt and jumped to conclusions and been so mean, sorry about that, but it really did give the impression he was racist.

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DexX
July 9, 2002 7:32 PM

Okay, let's pose a hypothetical...

You walk into a pub, and a bunch of guys, obviously friends, are standing around having a laugh. One calls another a big poof. Do you charge into the middle of them, screaming about homophobia?

God, I hope not... In Scotland you'd get glassed for your trouble...

Oops! Sorry! I just referred to a racist stereotype!

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evil_d
July 9, 2002 7:36 PM

So, let's review.

"Racist":
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PC:
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wirthling
July 9, 2002 7:36 PM

Perhaps it would be less racist if the title of the comic was a bit less precise--something like "Fuck the Scottish Bipolar Knee-jerk Politically-Correct Aggressively Clueless Trolls."

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kaufman
July 9, 2002 7:37 PM

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But they did have racist malice!! Saying Fuck The Scottish is racist, whether you like it or not!
Well, admittedly, finding folks from the north end of Great Britain more sexually attractive than their 6 billion fellow humans is perhaps a stereotyping, mildly racist action, but I don't see why it should upset you so unless you have a deeply instilled fear of sexual activity from your childhood. And if you do happen to have one, we really don't need to hear all about it right now.

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 7:44 PM

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Perhaps it would be less racist if the title of the comic was a bit less precise

Delete "precise," insert "general". Alternately, delete "less," insert "more." Yet another option is to just pretend I said what I meant to say instead of saying the opposite of what I meant to say. Thank you for your time.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:02 PM

quote:
Okay, let's pose a hypothetical...

You walk into a pub, and a bunch of guys, obviously friends, are standing around having a laugh. One calls another a big poof. Do you charge into the middle of them, screaming about homophobia?

God, I hope not... In Scotland you'd get glassed for your trouble...

Oops! Sorry! I just referred to a racist stereotype!



Obviously I wouldn't do that because I would put myself in danger. There's not much harm you can do here. In any country you would either get glassed for your trouble or threatened for doing that; your hypothetical actually just proves that although you know you're in the wrong you won't back down because it would affect your role in society. They wouldn't beat you up for any logical reasons, they would beat you up because you had the cheek to tell them they were being homophobic and because you spoiled their joke, exactly what is happening here, but in a differet situation. Of course you know saying Fuck The Scottish is racist!!! But you can't beat me up on the internet, so you do the next best thing and argue! You're only arguing with me because if you give in and agree that it was racist it would make you look soft! And also because I spoiled your joke, which you knew was racist, you even said it! You said this place wasn't politically correct, implying that the joke was racist! The reason the other Scottish people didn't get offended is because they say the exact same racist jokes to you. But you just think about the impact it will have on your group of friends, not on the people who come from those countries who would get offended, the people who almost certainly wouldn't dare to tell you you were being racist, even if you weren't taking it seriously, which is not obvious, may I say. Anyway, in the unlikely event someone did dare to say you were being racist it would be OK because you could just shrug them off and have a little bit of flaming and arguing fun when you know you're going to win, because you can't accept you were wrong. I've tried to end this argument on a nice note, but you brung it back up, implying that you feel the need to win it so you don't look stupid when your friends are around, and instead making me look stupid, which I've even already said I was. I've said I did over-react, I realised that, but the jokes were racist and could be offending to some people, why can't you realise that? God, you all really hate me now.

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DexX
July 9, 2002 8:13 PM

Ack... ever heard of "paragraphs"?

No, I don't think it was racist. To me, true racism requires malice, and I know Scyess feel no malice toward the Scots.

I'm sorry, but this conversation is boring me, and your flagrant disregard for readable formatting is giving me a headache, so I'm going to start ignoring you now. Bye.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:17 PM

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So, let's review.

"Racist":
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PC:
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Excuse me, was my comic called 'Fuck The Niggers' or something as horrible as that? It was actually more about people who speak like who aren't from the 'hood or whatever, not realising they look like twats, obviously that wasn't clear enough, I am sorry. Anyway, I do admit it could be offending and I give my sincerest apologies to anyone who was offended, like I said though, it was supposed to be directed to those kind of people who come onto chat rooms etc and speak like that, but once again that was not clear and I am going to make another comic above it, explaining and apologising it wasn't supposed to be racist or anything and I'm extremely sorry for any offence caused. Thank you for bringing it to my attention :)

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:39 PM

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Ack... ever heard of "paragraphs"?

No, I don't think it was racist. To me, true racism requires malice, and I know Scyess feel no malice toward the Scots.

I'm sorry, but this conversation is boring me, and your flagrant disregard for readable formatting is giving me a headache, so I'm going to start ignoring you now. Bye.



Yes, I kind of rush things and make it look messy, sorry.

So now you're ending the argument after I said you wouldn't do that before because it would affect how others view you, ooh, ooh, but you're ending it for the admittedly lame excuse that the way I write gives you a headache, so it doesn't look as though you're stopping arguing because you know it would be the sensible thing to do as I told you. Okaaay, don't worry I believe you ;)

So anyway, you end up looking like the mature one because you end the argument, even though I tried to end it way before you, and failed because of your persistance to stay in this 'boring conversation', to end it, but the difference between me and you is I tried to end it on a nice note. I'm not even going to try that this time. Oh, and what's this, yes, there's a bonus, you make me look stupid, by saying I can't write properly, something which has nothing at all to do with my arguments, which, yes, yet again, you failed to reply to (well, being fair, most of them anyway).

And then you ignore me, which makes you look even more mature and sensible and oh so brave in front of your friends. And of course, you're not ending this argument maturely because I said you wouldn't. Oh no no no, of course not ;)

"Don't touch that iron, son". The child touches the iron.

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itsclark
July 9, 2002 8:41 PM

As a black Scotsman, I am deeply saddened by this thread.

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BigEvilDan
July 9, 2002 8:41 PM

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 8:43 PM

Mr_Goodbye

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DexX
July 9, 2002 8:46 PM

Dan, you are a magnificent bastard...

You have prompted me to go make a new plaque.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:47 PM

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You know, it's good that some people are bringing some humour into the argument.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:52 PM

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Mr_Goodbye

Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 8:54 PM

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Mr_Goodbye

Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D

Glad you enjoyed it.

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evil_d
July 9, 2002 8:55 PM

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You know, it's good that some people are bringing some humour into the argument.
As opposed to bringing an argument into some humor. I feel I should point out that this thread sat un-complained about, despite comments by three Scots, for nearly five days before you burst in with your accusations of "racism".

Mr_Hi, if you honestly don't understand the difference between making ethnic jokes and actually being bigoted, I must once again advise you not to visit this site.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 8:59 PM

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Mr_Goodbye

Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D

Glad you enjoyed it.

I can't help but notice your lack of any funny things to say :)

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wirthling
July 9, 2002 9:01 PM

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Mr_Goodbye

Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D

Glad you enjoyed it.

I can't help but notice your lack of any funny things to say :)

You are quite perceptive.

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kaufman
July 9, 2002 9:02 PM

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andydougan
July 9, 2002 9:05 PM

I think I know this Mr_Hi guy. I beat him up through a drunken haze the other day, just like all Scots do on a Saturday night. Fucking sheep-shagging bastards.

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JrnymnNate
July 9, 2002 9:09 PM

This thread is like a typical newbie argument on crack.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 9:10 PM

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That's bad taste actually. You knew that that would be a pretty upsetting for me. But no one cares because they're all the same and don't dare to step out of the circle of friends and have an opinion on something different from everyone else. You're all the fucking same. None of you are strong enough to be different.

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Mr_Hi
July 9, 2002 9:11 PM

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I think I know this Mr_Hi guy. I beat him up through a drunken haze the other day, just like all Scots do on a Saturday night. Fucking sheep-shagging bastards.

Ha.

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andydougan
July 9, 2002 9:14 PM

Don't you laugh at me, you haggis-eating skirt-wearing jock.

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kramer_vs_kramer
July 10, 2002 1:29 AM

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Am I the only one who's noticed that "Scottish" is not a race?

Actually, I'm fairly sure that there was a court case that legally defined the Scots as a race. Dirty sheep-shagging, dress-wearing scotch drinking motherfuckers that they are.

If I had my way, they wouldn't be classed as human, let alone a separate race.

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ObiJo
July 10, 2002 2:23 AM

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Racial equality isn't about treating everyone with kid gloves, it's about fucking with everyone equally. Different races and ethnicities are different (shocking), but as long as we all take those differences in good humor, instead of trying to use those differences to prove one race's superiority over another, or grasping onto those differences to validate our race or ethnicity (e.g. a white kid listening to rap is a wigger, a black kid listening to punk is a sellout), everything will turn out fine.

Political correctness is a rash on the ass of equality. Lose it.

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KajunFirefly
July 10, 2002 6:13 AM

Fuck the Welsh!

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DexX
July 10, 2002 6:32 AM

*chimes* Paging. Paging Doctor ObiJo. Doctor ObiJo wanted in the Photoshop Relay thread. Doctor ObiJo wanted in the Photohop Relay thread. Thank you. *chimes*

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kramer_vs_kramer
July 10, 2002 7:36 AM

I bet Mr_Hi is from edinburgh.

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