He went to see Jurassic Park so he could see how the family were keeping.

His stool samples have to be carbon dated.

When he was a kid, instead of "Rock, paper, scissors" he would play "Rock, rock, rock."

He was conceived at the Big Bang.

His social security number is 1.

that if you said his age you wold die of old age before you stoped saying his age

Bunner's so old, he tapes Diagnosis Murder.

Ha, ha.

He answers "Yes" everytime he hears "Remember the Alamo."

He knew Lincoln's grandfather.

Even dead people call him sir.

He lists Moses among his close friends.

- When everyone else talks about how the new supermarket used to be a theatre, he talks about how it was back when South America was connected to Africa.

- When he gets depressed about the state of the world, he wonders aloud if he should have thrown that first walking fish back into the sea.

His passport is in cuneiform.

His library books are stone tablets.

When he prays, it begins, "Our nephew, who art in heaven..."

You all suck.

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When anyone talks about the horrors that were commited against the Jews, he silently curses Pharoh.

He says "People complain about the Greenhouse Effect, but that's nothing compared to before the earth cooled."

A doctor once came up to him and offered to remove his appendix, but he turned him down because it was one of his vital organs.

He's a father of 34,638.

He tried to get a job as host of annual New Years Eve specials, but was turned down in favor of a younger man.

bunner is so old that he is older than this thread.

When you talk about Methuselah, he says, "That little whippersnapper?"

I told him to act his age and he died

He took his driver's test on a dinosaur

He walked into an antique store and they kept him

His social security number is 1

His birth certificate is expired

When he was young, rainbows were black & white

When he was young, carbon dating was hanging out with a female mammal

The popular cologne when he was young was Fetus Spice

When he was a kid Star Wars was still Star Pleasant Relations

When he was a kid, the Dead Sea only had a mild cold

And he has an autographed bible.

Bunner is so old, he left stripcreator, and now I want to break every one of my foot bones in his ass. I don't know how many bones are in my foot, but I know there are a lot.

When he was a kid, National Lampoon movies were still good.

When God said, "Let there be light!", he followed it with, "Bunner, get your ass out the way, bitch!"

He can remember when Chef Boyardee was in cooking school.

He knew Eric the Red when he was Eric the Kinda Pinkish

When you say, "Praise Jesus!", he says, "Why? That motherfucker still owes me 3 bucks!"

Watching the Flintstones brings a nostalgic tear to his eye

When he wants to visit the 'Old Country', you take him to the museum

Keith Richards calls him 'The Geezer'

Mick Jagger calls him 'Keith Richards'

Guys, bunner is no longer here, so I think it's only fair we elect the next geezer in line to the throne. I think that would be choadwarrior at 35.

I'm sure there's somebody older.

Spankling and pita and I come to mind.

How old is Kliban? I mean, kaufman.

dammit i spent like 2 minutes thinking of something to say and now everyone stops saying hes old, just my fuckin luck

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Spankling and pita and I come to mind.

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I'm so old, my first dial-up connection was 1200 BPS. And it was Xmodem. Both ways.

I worked a 300-baud-stick-your-phone-receiver-in-the-acoustic-coupler. Talk about your Chinese Water Torture!

im so old, when i was a kid everyone watched biker mice from mars.

I'm sorry I brought this thread back.

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Goddamn. And I thought being old enough to remember using Prodigy was old.

The perm is safe at 29